Silver Tongue

blueandbluer:

pulltheotheroneithasbellson:

kariachi:

mrtacomam:

defilerwyrm:

thatickything:

seasonoftowers:

equalistmako:

disgruntledturtle:

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

moonlightmagnus:

“you can’t ship her with another girl! she’s been with loads of guys !!”

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soupery:

soupery:

soupery:

i know its stupid but 

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im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???

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AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ON

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT

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i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed about stanford’s art habits as i am

who brought this back

quartz-poker:

senoritaxtee:

ablogoffeels:

ocalinson:

BERNIE SANDERS IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE RACE HE IS NO LONGER A CANDIDATE - HE DOES NOT WANT YOUR VOTE. HE WANTS US TO VOTE HILLARY TO DETRUMP THE TRUMP - GET YOUR BERNIE OR BUST RHETORIC AWAY. CLEAR IT FROM YOUR MINDS. VOTE HILLARY. GIVE HER ANY NUMBER BOOSTS YOU CAN. I DON’T CARE. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS. PLEASE.

Ok, but also, do people not realize how much bernie accomplished despite not getting the nomination???? In the end, Bernie did what he wanted to do all along. He shook up the DNC despite their plays against him. He got the Democratic party to adopt THE most progressive platform in HISTORY!!! He made people stop and think and adopt and protest and force the Democrats to notice; he changed the game. He’s already made a huge impact. I would’ve loved him to receive the nomination, but we have to face the reality. If you write him in, or don’t even fucking vote, Donald Trump, the farthest thing from what Sanders believes in, will win because you’ll split the democratic vote. So if you’re a die hard Bernie supporter like you say you are, don’t throw away the work he has done. Don’t throw away his success. Vote Clinton. 

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Not to mention she’ll probably give him a Cabinet position like Obama did with Hillary after she lost to Obama. Or he may get control of the DNC, ensuring the next Bernie won’t get cheated by Wassermanlyface Shitz, or however you spell her name.

abgallery:
“ Nini and Didi with their ritual, the Schneider Bump (aka Butt Dance, as mentioned in Didi’s reference sheet). Hard to tell if they’re trying to get Oni in on it or if they’re just being obnoxious.
This animation is just the draft. I...

abgallery:

Nini and Didi with their ritual, the Schneider Bump (aka Butt Dance, as mentioned in Didi’s reference sheet). Hard to tell if they’re trying to get Oni in on it or if they’re just being obnoxious.

This animation is just the draft. I wanted to test CSP animation and see how that’d work, even though I had some help setting it up with Flash. The final should be finished in a short time, so check again very soon!

katswenski:

“NO! WRONG!”

I have a website and a Facebook page. I hope you will visit them for more of my dumb comics.

jamillia:

reblog and replace a word from the title of the last movie you watched with ‘succ’ in the tags

Bionicle and the mask of succ

porygons:

twelvetrillionbees:

cloudruler:

aztechnology:

slimshaytan:

guys dwayne the rock johnson released a motivational alarm clock app called the rock clock. dwayne the rock johnson will wake you up with inspirational videos and messages. all he wants is 4 u to achieve ur goals

I GOOGLED IT’S REAL AND NOW I’M A BELIEVER

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but what if in the rock’s time zone it’s 6am but in my time zone it’s fucking 2am 

YOU WAKE WHEN THE ROCK WAKES

avialae:

wearepaladin:

huzzahforbiscuits:

barallax:

this is my new favorite potg that ive earned. i call it NO MERCY

@wearepaladin

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snowflake-owl:

The best of @charlesoberonn part 1