scraps, i know its u

>:U

mayawiig:

These sliming sequences are unbelievable to me. What’s being thrown on you? What is that?

fruitycupid:

egg-butt-69:

fruitycupid:

I love the designs of the team leaders

but most of all, I love that Blanche looks like they’re wearing a swimmers suit under their coat

Now I just need to see Blanche literally wrestling the Gyrados

I’d be lying if I said it hadn’t crossed my mind too

karlimeaghan:

floristgump:

benvoliomontagoo:

today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN

Wrong door

niqabisinparis:

highlitemami:

zerosuit:

okobogeee:

1994-2016:

godpenis:

THE NEW IMESSAGE LOOKS AMAZING

now this content i wanna see

THEY DID THAT

Bubble Effects are for me!

It’s fucking over now!

yassssss pander to us millennials yassss

That last one will replace the SFW sasuke

butt-berry:

Cactus boys

butt-berry:

Lettuce, cauliflower, and artichoke bulbasaurs are especially proud of what they’re growing.

forrowest:

satanshornydick:

a-mended-mind:

heartlit:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

• suits
• lacy lingerie
• eyeliner

•blood of your enemies

•flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up

• glasses

This post went from zero to ten back to zero real fast

bucketofchum:

vann-haal:

the-goddamazon:

thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

“I can’t,” the immortal says.

“Why not?” the lover asks.

“I’m already sharing my power.”

“With who?”

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

COLD BLOODED

I FUCKING LOST IT

@syntaxeme