Silver Tongue
kumagawa:
“ its a straight bee…not a gay bee
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This just in, bestiality is more accepted than gay relationships

kumagawa:

its a straight bee…not a gay bee

This just in, bestiality is more accepted than gay relationships

just-shower-thoughts:

Similar to how swimming has a bunch of races using different strokes, track should have a bunch of races using different running styles. 100 meter crab walk would definitely grab my attention

ebilflindas:

if you think the steven universe fandom is fucked up just remember that a brony wrote an entire rap song about wanting to murder another brony for saying derpy hooves was offensive 

Steven universe fandom nearly drove someone to suicide over a headcanon.

amazonianlatina:

mostlyjudson:

levanna:

vaspider:

ifyoucantfindafriendmakeone:

THE SHADE

Even my white ass wouldn’t get a single freckle with all this shade available.

Look at Margot’s faaaaaccceeee

i don’t get it, is he calling will a shitty actor?

No they’re making fun of Jared Leto, because all his crazy antics, like sending dead animals, used condoms, and just being overall irritating to his costars, was part of his “method acting” for playing the Joker lolol

Jared leto is such a fucking douche.

okay guys… i get it

siderealsandman:

freyleif:

maikohimeart:

sugarglum:

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i totally understand where you’re coming from and i’m really flattered that you guys like rosemary’s appearance and/or aesthetic– but this not okay !!

please respect artists and the work they put into their characters… it can be really disheartening to see tags like this– considering all the time and effort artists use to design ocs !! it almost discredits our work and creativity !!

most artists read their tags so please consider their feelings… 

Okay so no one is allowed to have an opinion anymore without hurting someone’s feelings. Yes she does look a bit like Hermione. So what’s the fuss?

The fuss is that people are erasing this artists’ character. They are making her into someone else, and changing her to fit what THEY want.

The artist is asking not to tag her own, original character–that she’s worked very hard on to shape and to be unique– as someone else, and you somehow make it into her whining about opinions.

Respect the OP dude.

Also not every character with glasses/frizzy hair are going to be Hermione Granger people

jean-bo-peep:

artiestroke:

splintercellconviction:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Imagine coming to a hostile alien world and being attacked by a horde of creatures that can weigh up to 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph), and bite with a force of 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf).

By the time you realise that they can traverse water, it’s too late. The surviving members of your unit manage to make it back by shedding their excess gear and running for their lives; the slower ones were crushed to death within minutes.

You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.

The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.

Hippopotamus.”

This is giving me the biggest, creepiest grin I might have ever grinned 

alien soldier: *heavy breathing* holy shit………….HOLY SHIT DUDE DO NOT SIGN UP FOR THE AUSTRALIA UNIT

Alien squad “whoever gave us the report neglected to mention that the dominant species of the area ‘flow rider’ is not the human species of the rest of the planet, but in fact giant reptiles.”

knitmeapony:

blueandbluer:

the-movemnt:

Watch: Ibtihaj Muhammad is such an inspiration

follow @the-movemnt for more about race, representation and justice

Fuck yeah fencing, fuck yeah diversity, fuck yeah!

Dang, she’s lovely.

soprano-and-the-alto-clef:

fireacolytes:

Avatar: the Last Airbender
↳ original soundtrack by The Track Team

TOO COOL

wizardwatson:

jayrockin:

jackaldope:

some handy tips for drawing men that look like men and women that look like women:

  • on average, a man’s shoulders should be around 2.5 to 3 heads wide. a woman’s shoulders should be infinite, extending like an eternal flesh ribbon into the howling vortex of time and space
  • men do NOT have body hair. men have NO hair. men are genetically incapable of growing hair. stop drawing hairy men. stop drawing men altogether. men do NOT exist
  • DON’T forget the luxurious pelt that all women sport, grown from birth and increasing in length indefinitely until death, typically attaining lengths of up to three metres
  • women have wider hips than men, who have no hips at all, only negative space and mc escher optical illusions
  • remember, men and women have different sex characteristics. men have flat chests, tails, and 23 gherkins. women have a narrow waist, known as a “wasp waist”, two pairs of wings, and either an ovipositor or a stinger
  • women are WASPS
  • they’re fucking BUGS you piece of SHIT
  • † FOLLOW  FOR  MORE  CENTRAL  WASP  MONOLITH 

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did i do it right

Okay, that’s hilarious and all, but this picture kills it. It actually looks like some character design’s I’d expect to see in Saga or The Incal.

m-b-bockelman:

So I went to the Journal 3 book signing at the Grove in West Hollywood today and was able to meet Alex Hirsch and Stephanie Ramirez! I remembered this tweet he made about Boss Baby’s poster, so I made a quip about it.

“Alex, I remembered that tweet you made about that poor Trump Baby with a nasty case of DreamWorks Face. It’s so contagious even your baby caught it!”

And then I showed him this, he seemed pretty surprised that it was a final still from the show.

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I then asked him to draw a quick “DreamWorks Dipper” along with his autograph.

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He said it was the worst Dipper he’s ever drawn.