sansualized:

sansualized:

hey guys i found a human version of sans 

wuffleton:

Sister: If I bleach my face, will my acne go away?
Me: If I bleach my stomach will my problems go away?
Sister: I mean they would, but I thought you were going to say ass.
Me: Why would you bleach your asshole?? Like a butthole is a butthole?!
Sister: ASSthetic
Me: *hysterical laughter*

This marvelous shitpost brought to you by @hella-classy

sulfurado:

I really like burgerpants. Shame he has to smuggle burgers across the border.

hamiltonshorn:

snail-speed:

When you see a dumbass post on your dash with misinformation about history

@madtomedgar

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

please do not order a lettuce wrap and then complain about the lack of bread

madmaudlingoes:

true-scorpio16:

when your teacher writes OK on a question that was clearly not what they were looking for but was undeniably correct all I can think about is them doing this while grading 

As a teacher, I can confirm this is accurate.

surprisebitch:

now this is true friendship

Shoot both my legs and I can shoot both your legs and we can have 40 million

scraps-is-busy:

ambris-art:

mrkenyon:

the-chibster:

mii-makes-art:

trashtierhyena:

equilateralwaffle:

sushinfood:

mosstato:

mini-ton:

noiseycrow:

warrior-of-knowledge:

djinnwolves:

nyxxi:

bronamicode:

gaybrofart:

craggs13:

I’m late

Oh fuck

my bad

Oh well

It’s Alright

This blows

fuck off

sad smol

Easily replaceable.

An adventure.

uh oh

y god

its different

Why me

Huh, interesting.

[screaming internally]

Parental Issues

god dammit