Silver Tongue

imathers:

aintgotnoladytronblues:
moontouched-moogle:
afronick:
I can’t believe they caught the Nigerian Prince.
That’s a saga I never realized I didn’t want to end until it was too late.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36939751
2016 is one hell of a fucking ride
what the fuck is this year
holy shit

badficniverse:

From the fanfic “Connie knew that fanfic blog was fake the whole time!”

collaterlysisters:

not all heroes wear capes

aroacedragons:

sure i can see why people like sex but have you ever put on a big shirt straight from the dryer or pet a cat or wrapped yourself up in a fluffy blanket?

peachiepals:

people say that our generation is entitled, but have you ever tried to tell an old lady that her coupon doesn’t apply???

leyla31:

This is cool but I’m laughing so much at the guy in the background I’m drunk tired

sneakyhere:

@slimetony @gudram

itcuddles:

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

charlesoberonn:

Steven Quartz Universe: *meets a new gem*
Me: How long til she tries to kill him?