Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

disgruntledlungfish:

ghostlykick:

@disgruntledlungfish gets rlly mad about this one spray btw

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YOU CAN’T STORE SODIUM CHLORIDE IN METAL

SODIUM CORRODES METAL

LITERALLY ANYONE WHO KNOWS DICK ABOUT SALT AND METALLURGY COULD TELL YOU THIS.

UNLESS YOU PLAN ON USING AN ENTIRE FUCKING CAN OF SALT IN A SINGLE MEAL YOU’RE FUCKED BECAUSE MOISTURE SALT AND METAL WILL RESULT IN CORROSION, ESPECIALLY OF ALUMINUM.

ALL MAJOR SHIP STRUCTURES ARE MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL

And OKAY Aluminum is RESISTANT to sodium corrosion but EVENTUALLY it will eat away at it! Even then that’s only because Aluminum Oxide creates a light barrier to the sodium but STILL THERE’S A REASON YOU FUCKING STORE SALT IN CARDBOARD BOXES OR GLASS SHAKERS.

so what you’re saying is,

you’re salty about it

shining-magically:

Steven Universe Episode 1

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STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE 100

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artistic-ape:

busket:

kiango:

Listen does anyone else remember that episode of Scooby Do where theyre talking about how thick the fog was and one of them pulled out a knife and cut a circle in the fog and then ate the fog circle. why is this so vivid.

it seems like a lot of people remember it vividly, but what’s weirder is that everyone i’ve seen remembers him cutting the fog and eating it, but he doesn’t eat it

why does everyone including myself, remember him eating the fog

OK so here’s the dealio

Apparently there IS a scene where Scooby Doo cuts a hole in the fog in the shape of a donut and takes a bite out of it (as evidenced by this picture)

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But here’s the strangest thing: All I could find was one screen cap of this instance

I’ve searched all over google and youtube and couldn’t find the actual clip

It’s like someone went to great lengths to erase its existence off the web

All that remains of it is this one picture of the scene

We all remember it vividly, yet the scene itself has simply up and vanished

criminallynerdy:

justanewworldfool:

The whole reason so many people are coming to this whole “all lives matter” vibe from this episode is because they aren’t looking at it in context of the rest of the show. Steven is more than willing to fight his enemies when he has to. He’s had a whole character arc revolving on his desire to fight alongside the gems. What he’s condemning is the act of killing them when they have non lethal alternatives. They have a sword that can incapacitate a gem in one swipe. Why do you need a weapon that’ll straight up kill them? Even from the most practical standpoint, you can see its unnecessary to shatter a gem when you can ko them and bubble them for at least a long as 5000 years. The show isn’t saying that you shouldn’t defend yourself or that you shouldn’t fight your oppressors, its saying that its not right to kill them before they even get a chance to change. Especially when you don’t need to take it that far. And you don’t want 9 year old Devon who was learning karate to defend himself from a bully to say “shit why don’t i stab him to death instead”.

That aside though, ya’ll insist on putting this show and its creators on a pedestal and then get mad when their ideologies don’t match with yours. They are people just like you with their own opinions and beliefs. No matter how many things the show does right you lot still bitch and moan when things don’t go your way.

Finally, it’s a great kids show but it’s still a kids show. You cant turn an optimistic 14 year old pacifist into a jaded morally ambiguous freedom fighter in an American prime time children’s show. Besides. It’s a kid show. Ya’ll getting up in arms over a children’s show. Again. Aren’t you guys a little embarrassed??

Honestly this needed to be said.

birdmother:

iguanamouth:

fingerpuppet:

i’ve been trying to construct a joke with naruto’s “believe it” and mulder’s “i want to believe” but thats about as far as i get…

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@sourtamarind

brokenhorns:

☆.。.:* Hydrokinesis .。.:*☆
Or, “Lapis Lazuli: Marine Life Juggler Extraordinaire!”

Lapis seems to bring out my best for some reason

peridot: you fuckers don't know about meepmorp. it's music with things and it's the ultimate activity
steven: art
peridot: blocked

silver-tongues-blog:

Five part commission for @scraps-is-busy

I had a lot of fun with this one and learned a lot about backgrounds.

Morning reblog

weloveshortvideos:

It was his first day…

“walk it off”

quartz-poker:

visovari:

In a one-hour briefing with a foreign policy expert, Donald Trump asked three times why the US can’t just use nuclear weapons. Three. Times.

The presidency is set up in such a way that, during a crisis, the president is able to launch nuclear weapons without argument. Military officers directly under his command are sworn to do as he asks in these scenarios, and cannot decline. That would be a criminal offense. Treason.

The likelihood that Donald Trump will start a nuclear war if elected is fucking staggering and we AS A SPECIES cannot afford to let it happen. The Cold War only ended 25 years ago, we can’t go back to living in that state of fear. We can’t elect a literal, actual fascist who wants to do away with the Geneva Conventions, would forcibly seize land in the Middle East, has quoted Benito Mussolini along with his #MakeAmericaGreatAgain hashtag, has proposed numerous policies that go against the United States Constitution and threaten rule of law (and here’s a list), consistently encourages his supporters to commit violence (and EACH WORD of that is a separate link, and it’s not even the bulk of stories on the matter), and wants the world to prepare for nuclear war. I could list PLENTY MORE of these, but it’s making me feel physically ill to keep looking over these.

This is horrifying. Please, for the love of god, vote Clinton. Vote for the candidate who is not an aspiring fascist dictator with an itchy nuclear-launch finger. Do not waste your vote on a third party. Don’t let the next Ralph Nader effect occur. Don’t put this man in office, I am begging you.

Rebagel. I find this is the most important reason to not vote Trump, even if you hate Hillary with every fiber of your being.