gunrunnersarsenal:

the-evil-twin:

ijustcantevenwithyallrightnow:

ctron164:

dbarefootlawyer:

micdotcom:

Watch: This is spot on — but polls show it will take a lot to change public opinion.

Can’t believe I am reblogging words uttered by George W. Bush. 

THIS

The one time we all agreed with Bush.

And even more impressive - in that last video, notice the date on the upper right hand side. He said that just six days after the 9/11 attack. 

“That’s not what Islam is about. Islam is peace.”

You know people are absolute shit when Bush makes more sense than them.

scraps-is-busy:

jestre:

scraps-is-busy:

quartz-poker:

askmessysketch:

quetzadrake:

pragmatic-supervillain:

drowranger:

ottenskjold:

matthewsagan:

tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr

this is the worst post ive ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes  that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually

I’m sorry, ottenskjold, but to say it’s the worst post you’ve ever “seen” is ableist against the blind.

And drowranger, the word “trouble” is actually derived ultimately from the Latin word ‘turba’ which means ‘crowd’, which is problematic as it can trigger the agoraphobic.

Please be more considerate of others in the future.

((I found this way funnier than I should))

I apologize Quetzadrake, but you’ve inadvertently used a trigger while trying to correct someone about triggers.

See, “agoraphobic” contains the word “agora”, the very thought of which can trigger those who are agoraphobic. They prefer that you not mention the outside at all, thank you.

((Sorry, couldn’t help jumping on to say something silly and outlandish. :D ))

QUARTZ! You just put down something VERY problamatic. “Couldn’t help jumping on to say” The keyword here is “Jumping!” This is VERY ableist, as there are people who are impaired and cannot jump! By jumping on, you are verbally harassing those who cannot and thus hurting their self-esteem. 

And lets not even get into your use of the word “Outlandish” which is the epitome of Xenophobic.

Inb4 the Wright attorneys barge in.

I DO NOT BARGE IN! I politely enter the room and then proceed to point fingers.

charlesoberonn:

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THIS EPISODE AIRES 43 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU

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dinkywitch:

im just wondering why he looks so fuckin blase about it is all

deoxyrebornicleic:

Imagine Frisk like “ darn!! ” and Sans is like “ watch your fucking language frisk jesus motherfucking christ ”

But now all I can think of is sans watching the motherfucking facebook movie goddamn bullshit with lawyers and shit.

youwish-youcould:

mishasminions:

pr1nceshawn:

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

*war flashbacks*

Man, I am so glad things have improved so we don’t need to do these things anymore.

tragicallylovingyou:

dungeonsanddragonsfandom:

shotacatboys:

making myself happy with dinosaurs merr chrismas

FUCKING YES IT’S BACK

ive never seen thei. deas.

pragmatic-supervillain:

drowranger:

ottenskjold:

matthewsagan:

tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr

this is the worst post ive ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes  that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually

Reminds me of that post that was literally nothing and people still found a way to be offended by it.

swarnpert:

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking