Silver Tongue

ryukodragon:

sushinfood:

glyndarling:

okamikodomo:

adrenaline-addiction:

seijhoe:

seriesofnonsequiturs:

dancingspirals:

thecrystalfems:

cantabilechaos:

anonymouscomrade:

rikoy11:

bpdrotten:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”


“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”


“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

friendly reminder that telling a fairy you don’t believe in them will not actually kill them but is a genuinely shitty thing to do and you should probably stop :)

Guys, real talk.

Dragon hoards are an expression of dragon culture, okay?

They symbolize the personal achievements of that particular dragon, beginning when they settle into their own lair.  It’s a rite of passage symbolizing that the dragon has come of age!

Unless you are a dragon yourself, you can’t just call your “fairy dust collection” your “hoard”.  It’s your collection.

Seriously, stop appropriating dragon culture.  It’s not that hard.

Do not shit on humans at fantasy pride parades because they could:

*Be werewolves in human form

*Be closeted shapechangers

*Be humans in a relationship or related to a fantasy creature

*Be someone who support of the fantasy community

cacnea:
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mountingfailures:
“ fql:
“ armageddotron:
“ Lmao I got a Bastion highlight intro in a loot box but look… what is that… in the background? Enhance
It’s Tracer, Lúcio and Zarya from the main menu. I found them. There they are. Looking at nothing and...

mountingfailures:

fql:

armageddotron:

Lmao I got a Bastion highlight intro in a loot box but look… what is that… in the background? Enhance

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It’s Tracer, Lúcio and Zarya from the main menu. I found them. There they are. Looking at nothing and posing

is lucio floating

Sshhh. The poor boy is sensitive about his height.

the-ford-twin:

basiligo:

bigbadkingboomboo:

ladygolem:

jankybones:

a-big-furry-rat:

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?

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he’s back

He’s come to fight Donald Trump.

thank you president rushmore

They always said he’d return when we needed him most

Is his vice president the statue of liberty?

buddhabrand:

whittneydoll:

Honestly, #feeltheBern is the most cringe-worthy political slogan I’ve ever been forced to witness.

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officialkeikoandgilly:
“ MYSTIC, BITCHES~!!!
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MYSTICS ARE ASSHOLES, TEAM INSTINCT ALL THE WAY

officialkeikoandgilly:

MYSTIC, BITCHES~!!!

MYSTICS ARE ASSHOLES, TEAM INSTINCT ALL THE WAY

samwisegameboy:

officialvarrictethras:

don’t trust people who can’t admit their favorite characters have flaws

waluigi did nothing wrong

Waluigi isn’t really a villain either, he’s just someone they play tennis with and kart with. Hell he’s not even related to wario.

diadraws:
“ lapis-squad reporting for duty!
i love the rubys from hit the diamond, so i wanted to do a similar idea but with lapises, because i also love lapis
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diadraws:

lapis-squad reporting for duty! 

i love the rubys from hit the diamond, so i wanted to do a similar idea but with lapises, because i also love lapis