Silver Tongue

ogrl:

ogrl:

do you think the Suicide Squad producers had a punishment system where it was like Jared the more weird ass shit you do the more we’re deducting from your screentime n that’s why he ended up on screen for like a total of 8 minutes

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attackonnaruto:
“ dosedotcom:
“ BYEEEEEE
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Jared Leto: Please tell me this time, are you guys doing anything later??
Margot: No
Margot:
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attackonnaruto:

dosedotcom:

BYEEEEEE

Jared Leto: Please tell me this time, are you guys doing anything later??
Margot: No
Margot:

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thisphobic:

omgggg

Whats a gender?

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I know this one! Gender is when rich people move into poor neighborhoods and make it too expensive for the poor people to live there, so they have to move

No you’re thinking gentrification. Gender is a really tall spotted mammal with a really long neck and a gross tongue.

No, that’s a giraffe. A Gender is the type of subject matter you like in books or movies. Like, I’m really into the sci-fi gender, but my mom is a much bigger fan of the true crime gender.

You’re thinking of genre. Gender is a robot ninja from Overwatch

No your thinking Genji. Gender is a entity that comes out of a lamp.

You’re thinking of a genie. Gender is a male goose.

You’re thinking of a gander, pal. Gender is the father of Shinji on Neon Genesis Evangelion

You’re thinking of Gendo. Gender is a giant turtle monster from those movies where he’s a friend to all children and causes property damage. 

You’re thinking of Gamera. Gender is that decorative stuff that chefs put with food to make it look fancy.

No that’s garlic, Gender is the final evolution of Gastly. 

Nah, that’s Gengar. Gender is a race of people from a country in Europe that was involved in both World Wars

You mean German. Gender is a person who plays a lot of video games

You’re thinking of a gamer. Gender is the first book of the old testament

That’s genesis. Gender is an officer of high rank in the army.

No that’s a general! Gender is a place where you plant and tend to vegetables, herbs, and flowers.

No that’s a garden. Gender is a state of matter

Jeez, I’m afraid that’s gas my good friend I’m pretty sure my mom said gender is the thing that slices cheese

Nope, that’s grater. Gender is the leader of the Indian independence movement in British-ruled India.

No that’s Gandhi. Gender is the fictional European country in The Princess Diaries

No, that’s Genovia. Gender is the fictional island turned into a mutant kingdom ruled by Magneto in the “X-Men” comics universe.

That’s Genosha! Gender is definitely that character from lord of the rings that says “my precious” all the time.

You’re thinking of Gollum. Gender is the most popular search engine on the Internet, with subsidiaries like YouTube and Gmail.

No that’s Google. Gender is a hydrating sports drink that’s used for hangovers.

sorry pal, that’s Gatorade. Gender is that cyborg that has a sensei that can kill bad guys with one punch.

nope, you’re thinkin of genos. gender is the study of rocks that compose earth and the earth itself

um buddy, thats geology. gender is the race of purple fluffy guys that destroyed altea

you’re thinking of the Galra empire. a gender is all of the people born and living at about the same time, regarded collectively

Sorry, pal, That’s a generation. Gender is a fictional character in Steven Universe, who has three eyes and a square afro

no m8 thats Garnet, gender is actually the animal married to weedles in Gravity Falls

No, that’s a goat. Gender is Candy and Mabels friend.

magnezone:

why are we acting like exeggutor only now doesn’t make any sense 

so I talked to alex

sailorleo:

“I just have one inconsequential question”
“yes”
“what’s grenda’s last name”
“I have no idea. anything you can make up”
“grendinator”
“that’s canon”

alrightanakin:

Does anyone else have that one mutual who’s like Way Too Popular to be following you and ur lowkey convinced that they regret following u

swarnpert:

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns? 
me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

foxygrandpaanakin:

Tag urself I’m banaynays

papa yeah!