wariolands:

its weird having like grown up on the internet and seeing the shit people are into and all when people bring up kinks/fetishes they always mean like weird shit like bdsm and spanking. wheres the good old stuff. wheres the unbirthing and knots. wheres the air inflation and boob vore. honestly kinky people are so vanilla. nobodys getting eaten or transformed into a sofa its not worth my time

staff:

The more dangerous the cooking method, the more delicious the turkey.

rosexknight:

Yay team!

good luck to all of you.

thatsthat24:

rubyfruitjumble:

I accidentally spilled tea on the newspaper and now bigfoot is rising out of the ocean to hunt president Obama

“Beats Being in the Office”

I thought it was ganondorf

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

We do. It’s “mediocre movie”

chloe-glow:

im sure this joke has already been made but honestly when has that stopped me before 

yourmellodyme:

minttzii:

skythegogglehead:

meilute02:

instagrarn:

I recorded my professor everyday

this vine made me cry

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