spookygibberish:
“ Also called the common or white clown, the whiteface clown is a popular species of domestic clown. They’re more relaxed in temperament than the average red clown, but tend to be less suited for young children and thus have fewer...

spookygibberish:

Also called the common or white clown, the whiteface clown is a popular species of domestic clown. They’re more relaxed in temperament than the average red clown, but tend to be less suited for young children and thus have fewer breeds.

I can’t believe i forgot to post this pet clown reference…

lupinelolita:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

pearlecsent:

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(full metal alchemist)

*slightly different voice*
full metal alchemist

vintagegeekculture:

Katsuya Terada’s art accompanied the strategy guides and Nintendo Power Articles about the first few Legend of Zelda games. In essence, his art created the world, and turned simple pixel sprites into fantasy worlds. 

time-reclaimer:
“ time-reclaimer:
“ mens-rights-activia:
“ im-fucking-dead-forever:
“ mens-rights-activia:
“Empty meme template. Have at it
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@mens-rights-activia
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I’m screaming
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an enemy  ” ”

worstdoctorsyndrome:

lost-my-leeches:

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I’ve felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

channeling your inner corvid

pauladrawsnstuff:

I animated a bit from the Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban audio book, narrated by Stephen fry. Just for fun, don’t know if I’ll do any more of these.

dragonwithafez:

findawaytoshine:

raideo:

wooferdill:

acetedkord:

queenshroorn:

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my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

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Quiplash screenshot: "New show idea: America's next top [blank]". Left card reads "!", right card reads "BOTTOM"
Quiplash screenshot: "A rule every gardener eventually learns: Never [blank] the cabbage." Left card: "I BET THE OTHER ANSWER SAYS FUCK." Right card: "THE OTHER PERSON BETTER NOT SAY FUCK"