Silver Tongue

mx-bones:

the chat and i were gonna go with just norman doodles but then we branched off and somehow ended up talking about a guy that norman works with that heavily suspects him being a robot
BONUS:

mrcrockervevo:

just-shower-thoughts:
Christian people say, “no one is born gay”, but no one is born Christian either.
whoop there it is

orangetavi:

“I was always a crybaby, wasn’t I?”

nadiaoxford:

topographygo:
inquisitorpsyduck:
sushinfood:
bassmastiff:
my favorite piikachu
this is the most amazing pikachu ever
Punkachu
team instinct
Holy shit, it is.

“That’s not my problem that it doesn’t fit!”

rosexknight:

It’s your house and you bought the product so, uh, yeah it kind of is your problem.

“This item is not a good product and I am going to leave a review not only about it but your company as well! This product was NOT good and I am NOT satisfied.”

rosexknight:

You’re telling me it’s not a good product and yet you’ve also told me you bought it four times. So…?

No tumblr, I don’t want any fucking Funyuns.

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot

urulokid:

senor-taco-meatwrinkles:
you’re gonna want to turn on sound for this one
whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong