Silver Tongue

Writing Prompt
The age of gender reveal parties is over, from now on, reveal parties will be about what RPG class your child has.
“Congratulations, it’s a Battlemage!”

*uses fireball to announce the child is a wizard*

aenvittorielle:

holy fuck, why is this so true :“D

grandwarlordradha:

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202:
shcrimbly and bompous
wario and waluigi

starlightshore:

starlightshore:
i’ve had this shitpost stuck in my head for weeks
every few years i’ll find this march 2016 post i made and i’ll fucking die

black-nata:

memewhore:
captain america 31 years ago had infinitely bigger balls than captain america today yet people are still somehow shocked at being served 10% truth on top of their 90% propaganda

wasnt the one of the first issues of captain america depicting him punching hitler well before america entered during the period in which it was extremely unpopular to say america should get involved in the war?

I have a simple question to ask about Huey... so he's seen thunder (thus rain), seen and played in snow... but what about hail?

yarnischeaperthantharapy

xxtc-96xx:

*Huey is buffeted by the hail!

stoweboyd:

mapsontheweb:
How a coastline 100 million years ago influences modern election results in Alabama.
The past is never dead. It’s not even past.
| William Faulkner, Requiem for a Nun