Silver Tongue
thewinterwulf:
“ soupery:
“ thewinterwulf:
“ soupery:
“ thewinterwulf:
“ take this thing where i’m John and @soupery is Jade (they’re already irl Jade Harley so :^) )
idk if the logos on the shirts are correct bc I’m basing it off of my memory at...

thewinterwulf:

soupery:

thewinterwulf:

soupery:

thewinterwulf:

take this thing where i’m John and @soupery is Jade (they’re already irl Jade Harley so :^) )

idk if the logos on the shirts are correct bc I’m basing it off of my memory at like 1 am when I was rlly tired.

!!!!!!

#ALSO I WILL NOT. STOP SQUISHIN UR CHEEKS THIS IS LAW

excuse me but who gave u the authority to make that law?

i did

im a prince so i outrank u and i veto this law so u can never squishy my cheeksies again >:3c

technically you would be an heir. dirk would be the prince.

the-nut-prince:

Britain: our country is being invaded by immigrants!

Britain:

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askragtatter:

wukodork:

tbh as awesome as that scene from Zootopia is I can’t help but laugh a little at Judy’s “It’s not a bunny would go savage” since rabbits can be really fucking aggressive meanwhile foxes are typically afraid of everything.

As someone who breeds angora rabbits AND owns a pet fox, I can 100% verify this. Rabbits can and will fuck you up. I had a rabbit named Hazard–you could not safely reach into her cage without welding gloves, because she would lunge and latch onto your arm and shake her head like a fucking dog. I have SCARS from rabbits.

My fox, meanwhile, is afraid of the dark. He’s afraid of the vacuum cleaner. He fears grasshoppers and cats. He fears strangers. He fears rabbits.

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Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

butchpilotpearl:

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tfw you hate yourself and feel inadequate but then it turns out your friend hates themselves too and feels inadequate except what the fuck they don’t deserve that

sosobriquet:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

slytheringirls:

crownedsiren:

Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do

And Ravenclaws do stupid, dangerous things sometimes because SCIENCE!!

Hufflepuffs do stupid, dangerous things because our friends are doing it and SOMEONE responsible better be involved

You know, this description actually makes sorting a hell of a lot easier.

so then
Gryffindor: stupid and dangerous
Slytherine: stupid and dangerous FUCK YOU
Ravenclae: Stupid and dangerous science
Hufflepuff: Stupid and dangerous responsibly

nami7333:

I’m sorry guys

nolanthebiggestnerd:

chaoflaka:

reversecentaur:

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the inevitable conclusion

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So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”. 

oh my god

A summary
Amethyst: Listen up Steven, you are amazing and good and everything right in the world, ok? *Punches him in the face*
Steven: You're wrong. You are literally the best thing to ever walk the earth. *Breaks Amethyst's legs*
Amethyst: Christ, Steven, are you fucking stupid? You're the best person in the universe, just admit it! *Hits him mover the head with a baseball bat*
Steven: *Coughing up blood* Wrong again. You are the best and I love you. *Stabs her*
Pearl: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE OH GOD