yourracingbelle:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

The Joys of Working Retail 👚 (W/ Kaleigh Snyder)

Where’s the lie?

@rosexknight

nontoxicprincess:

Sans makes an appearance in Fallout 4

Because of how often I use voice to text, I started saying punctuation out loud even when speaking to someone in real life.

Honestly, if I worked at Starbucks, I would just write Mary everytime someone says they’re name is Merry Christmas just the fuck with them even more

koboreruyaiba:

“oh…. mettaton… everyone… thank you…….. oh………………………………….”

Inspired by this post

elektronx:

How To Train Your Gaster Blaster Part 1 of 3

Headcannon where the Gaster Blasters where actually trained to be pets at an earlier point in time.

Thanks to @sans-tothebone for helping me write out the dialogue!

jewishzevran:

sexy armour: as a feminist and artist, i hate it

however, as a gay

neokakashi:

google, show me how to attract and befriend swarms of crows to follow me in an ominous cloud that blots out the sun