Silver Tongue

bitterbrownbruja:

boopernatural:

STOP USING FAT PEOPLE AS A REASON TO BE “DISGUSTED” WITH AMERICA

literally we have imperialism, state-sponosred genocide,  white supremacy, violent transmisogyny/homophobia and a crumbling education system that’s failing our children lmao take your pick

ahsadler:
“ deerypoof:
“ Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
”
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that
”

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

shadowlink720:
“ I’m going to hell for this
”

shadowlink720:

I’m going to hell for this

grillbysbarandrestaurant:
“ lliayrarts:
“ You’re best friend…?
(please click)
”
Holy shit that is creepy
”

grillbysbarandrestaurant:

lliayrarts:

You’re best friend…?

(please click)

Holy shit that is creepy

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sumersprkl:

actuallyclintbarton:

thesylverlining:

audscratprophetlilith:

t-ardigrades:

chemfatale:

elevenwalnuts:

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

No no no.  This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off.  You have to pick a one syllable word.  Like bears.

“Then he looks at bears, bears look at me, I look at bears and we look at bears.”

- R. Kelley, Trapped in the Closet ch. 7

I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT

doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND

Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious

My milkshakes bring all the bears to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours

tropius:

gyarados:

towongfoo:

The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2

if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg

You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it

You’re forgetting that the genetic ancestor of pokemon, mew, gives live birth so the Pokémon came first.

fairygodrobot:

fairygodrobot:

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

triinketfox:

my favorite thing about cartoons is when you can tell the artists are starting to get used to drawing the character and suddenly they’re way cuter than before. 

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zonnkos:

put which Chris actor you prefer in the tags?