Silver Tongue
silver-tongues-blog:
“This is galloping blaze. He is a pyromancer and a tank. He got his moniker for his flames seem to gallop through the towns he raids, killing dozens in one sweep. He’s a douche.
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silver-tongues-blog:

This is galloping blaze. He is a pyromancer and a tank. He got his moniker for his flames seem to gallop through the towns he raids, killing dozens in one sweep. He’s a douche.

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huffingtonpost:
“This Cartoon Captures All You Need To Know About Trump And Clinton In 2016”

fangirltothefullest:

roachpatrol:

scyllaya:

queerholtzmann:

part-time-psychic:

queerholtzmann:

Hey! Men!

Don’t worry about a lack of representation for dudes in the new Ghostbusters movie guys! You have Chris Hemsworth’s character! He’s a man!

He’s a Strong Male Character, he doesn’t need a woman to make him feel complete! I mean, yeah, he seems to be wearing a lot of unnecessarily tight clothes, but that’s just because he Feels Comfortable In His Own Skin! He’s pretty bright for a dumb blonde to? That makes him super relatable! He’s not a Dude in Distress! He doesn’t need a woman to save him! He is Fiesty! He can Hold His Own against the Ladies! He’s not loud and over bearing, he’s a cool, empowering male character! There may even be some ROMANCE! You guys like romance right? He’s practically one of the girls! He’s just as strong as the women! He’s TECH SUPPORT! THAT’S ALMOST AS GOOD AS BEING A REAL GHOSTBUSTER RIGHT???

But Chris Hemsworth still doesn’t look like a convincing nerd.

You mean glasses and standing near a computer isn’t enough to make him a nerd? He must be a fake nerd guy!

He’s both nerdy tech-support and a model, duh… it just makes him unique. Not like all those avarage-looking nerd stereotypes that men are forced to watch in every other movie. Such a Strong Male Character.

look, honey, men can be smart AND hot. it’s the 21st century!

I’M CHOKING

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!
Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

beyonslayed:

altonzm:

beyonslayed:

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

clientsfromhell:

Me: What’s the theme for your wedding?

Client: We haven’t thought about it yet but I’m thinking pastel.

Me: Okay… well, what specific color do you want on your invitations?

Client: Pastel. 

Me: ….

Guys, enlighten me: what specific color is pastel?

Pastel is a range of colour where it’s vibrant but not too saturated. Like a baby blue, daisy yellow or lavender purple. Your client is an idiot.

lithiax:
“ greenwithenby:
“ look at that shit eating grin, soften the eyes up and she’s like a cereal mascot or some shit.
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They’re grrrreat!!!
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lithiax:

greenwithenby:

look at that shit eating grin, soften the eyes up and she’s like a cereal mascot or some shit.

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They’re grrrreat!!!

casentine:
“ Here have another Dave.
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casentine:

Here have another Dave.

tomatomagica:
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refinery29:

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

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