dwarrowdamsel:

me, in an old woman voice: kids these days call anything that isn’t canon or likely to be canon a crackship. back in my day, ‘crackship’ meant a ship that had no basis in canon whatsoever. like minerva mcgonagall/rabastan lestrange… or charlie weasley/salazar slytherin. real illogical shit.

shingshingshiny:

never underestimate frisk’s power

acesentialsketches:

Drew more steps!

dragondicks:

uglyfun:

Does anyone have any silly/funny/drama-tastic stories about their personal experience in late 90′s/early 2000′s fandom? Please reblog and tell because I am a sucker for those

when I was an early teen and brand new to the internet I put a drawing on my deviantart of some OCs and like, one of the reasonably big furry artists at the time decided the way I drew a specific animal was too similar to the way they drew them so their fans all flooded in and told me I was an art thief and shit. It freaked me out massively bc I was a tiny inexperienced baby so I deleted the picture and got too scared to upload any more for a while

what makes this story funny to me is that the artist is not only still around, but a while ago they drew hate art of me as a “brony hating sjw” so like. I’d love to be able to tell my younger self that hey, don’t  be intimidated by this person, in years to come they’ll draw you unintentionally hilarious gift art

weirdmagideon:

cool-papyrus-95:

Mine is: In a romantic relationship with Burgerpants. 
AHAHAH

Go to Grillby’s with Asriel.

in a romantic relationship with napstabloog.
I would be okay with this. It means I could smooch a ghost.

jestre:

So, who is going to Midwest FurFest? :3

Are you sure it’s a good idea? Remember what happened last time?

bullied:

Someone who’s never had acne: Just wash your face for once!
Me: 

cowards-sorcery:

triclops:

homestuckcharactergifs:

thealienbae:

steelsamuraiofficial:

tchaikxvsky:

femme-fatigue:

curlicuecal:

yd12k:

moirails-for-life-yo:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

I actually did not know most of these were homestuck

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.