“HEY NICK, what’d you do yesterday-”
This is garbage but I had fun
D.va is 19 years old and she left home to fight for her country and risk her life and she knows how to Pilot a mech suit that she even made it to be customized to her own taste without worrying that people will judge her for being “childish” and even has the mental energy to livestream her all during this
meanwhile here I am 1 year younger making noodles at 2:45am
In all fairness, it’s also in the future when that kind of thing was somewhat expected from people with such skills and coordination.
please tell me i’m not the only one who thought of this
Don’t worry, you’re not. But tell me I’m not the only one who wants to see the cool kids play sburb
@rosexknighttbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
“sir or ma'am or neuter, I’m going to have to ask you to stop crawling on the ceiling, you’re disturbing the other residents”
“please leave this place before I call the exorcist to remove you from the premises”
“company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for my soul or firstborn child”
“sir, if you keep speaking to me like that, I’m going to have to end this spirit board conversation. have a good day, goodbye”
the walls start weeping blood. our hero gives a long-suffering sigh, walks away, comes back with a wheelie mop bucket and biohazard gloves. hey, it’s better than bathrooms on the overnight shift, at least blood’s not smelly when it’s fresh.
After facing Karen of the Many Coupons and Screaming Children, Asgortoh the Reaper of the Damned is no contest.
Can…can I write this? Can this be a thing I do? Comic or otherwise? I kinda love the idea of it. Maybe the retail worker decided to get a chill grounds keeping job in a cemetery and stuff? I wanna do it.
Do it.
@rosexknighttbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
“sir or ma'am or neuter, I’m going to have to ask you to stop crawling on the ceiling, you’re disturbing the other residents”
“please leave this place before I call the exorcist to remove you from the premises”
“company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for my soul or firstborn child”
“sir, if you keep speaking to me like that, I’m going to have to end this spirit board conversation. have a good day, goodbye”
the walls start weeping blood. our hero gives a long-suffering sigh, walks away, comes back with a wheelie mop bucket and biohazard gloves. hey, it’s better than bathrooms on the overnight shift, at least blood’s not smelly when it’s fresh.
After facing Karen of the Many Coupons and Screaming Children, Asgortoh the Reaper of the Damned is no contest.
Neurotypical Person: “Applied Behavioral Analysis really helped him. He doesn’t even seem autistic anymore. We can go places without people asking what’s wrong with him. Caring for him is a lot less of a burden than it used to be.”
Autistic Person: “Applied Behavioral Analysis traumatized me. I have to constantly put all my effort into pretending to not be autistic, even if I’m around people who would accept me for who I am. I can’t tell the difference between someone calling me out for hurting them and someone bullying me for being weird, because I’m used to everything I do being criticized. I’m easily abused because I’ve been conditioned to not say no and to care more about other people’s feelings than about myself. But no one realizes this, because everyone listens to the neurotypical person’s opinion instead.”
