Silver Tongue
PristineLavender - Jasper Why

scraps-is-busy:

pristinelavender:

I….have no excuse for this one….

I wrote this. But Prissy made it perfect.

Au where everyhing is the same but instead of gem destabilizers and a helmet, jasper only fights by crushing with her thighs

theclockworkpony:
“Where is he…
”

theclockworkpony:

Where is he…

theclockworkpony:
“Oh, there he is!
”

theclockworkpony:

Oh, there he is!

spotedpelt:
“A baby!
I would die for one of those!
”

spotedpelt:

A baby!
I would die for one of those!

rylances:

news story: *breaks 18 seconds ago* 

one of you losers: so i guess none of you are fucking talking about- 

tid3000:
“incongruesse:
“ grimelords:
“ my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.
”
the crab...

tid3000:

incongruesse:

grimelords:

my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.

the crab fucking killed him dude

He’s the dog from up!

Updog?

Reblog with your top 3 game grumps moments

Mine are:
Updog
Sonic 06 freakout
D club story

incongruesse:
“ grimelords:
“ my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.
”
the crab fucking...

incongruesse:

grimelords:

my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.

the crab fucking killed him dude

zoologicallyimprobable:

oreo-pudding:

Reptiles close their eyes like this when they feel like they are in danger. They’re protecting their eyes from an attack. Opening it’s mouth like this is a threat, like a dog showing it’s teeth. If your lizard closes it’s eyes when you touch it’s head, it doesn’t like it and is telling you as best it can that it wants you to stop.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

imagine im singing this

scotchtapeofficial:

zumakis:

t e e n tit ans teen ti tans lets go!

you hav a lovly singing voice ….