therandomartblog:

silver-tongues-blog:

grawly:

tombomp:

dream home :)) so environmentally friendly! i love how it blends into the natural landscape! so green! buy organic imo

i actually had to google what i thought this was and i was right

modern day shire

……it reminds me of that game episode all over again.

SON OF A BITCH NOW I REALIZE WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE! I’M A FUCKING DUMBASS!

scraps-is-busy:

DO I LOOK LIKE A CHANGELING TO YOU!? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS LOVE!?

Have a bad time

officialkeikoandgilly:

queen-mickey-the-sass-master:

officialkeikoandgilly:

Comedy gold.

Yoooooooooooooooo! Why would you tag this #bad puns?!

Because I usually tend to give bad puns.

Because its your punishment

Anyone remember when everyone had an uncle who worked at nintendo and knew how to unlock luigi on mario 64 and how to get the triforce in OoT and how to get the third pokemon on red?

colorsofsocialjustice:

temmieagainstsjw:

How to do trans headcanons:

“This sequence of events could suggest this character being trans, and I’d like to explore this idea further.”

“I’m trans and headcanoning this character as trans feels pretty good.”

“I don’t really need to explain why I headcanon them, I’m just having fun and using my creative liberties!”

Etc.

How not to:

“This character is trans because I say so, and if you say otherwise you’re a shitty human being.”

“This character is trans, even if it’s not canon it’s canon. If you disagree you’re cishet scum.”

“This character is trans because cis people are boring/I think trans people are so much cooler just because they’re trans. A person’s gender identity totally dictates whether or not they’re worthwhile.”

“Cis people are all scum, everyone is a transwoman/transman!”

This:

“Look how trans this character is!!!”

(That physically hurt my soul to shit out).

-Your friendly neighbourhood trans guy.

All of this!

- Emerald

Also, don’t attack people who don’t agree with the headcanon or insist that it is actual canon

grawly:

tombomp:

dream home :)) so environmentally friendly! i love how it blends into the natural landscape! so green! buy organic imo

i actually had to google what i thought this was and i was right

modern day shire

hom3stucktr4sh:

icarusinstatic:

constantlycomic:

createdd:

the-narddog:

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS

IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.

so during the bosnian war (which was this nasty-ass conflict in bosnia and herzgovina) there was this badass cello-playing motherfucker named vedran smailovic. He was from Sarajevo, was upset about all the shit and nastiness that came about through this war (this was full-on brother-killing-brother shit!) that he went around to bombed-out, blown up buildings and funderals––where he was at risk of FUCKING SNIPER FIRE––and playing the cello. This guy was so set on providing one tiny spot of beauty in a seriously nasty war he was risking being fucking SHOT OR BLOWN UP.

AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO INSPIRED THIS SONG.

He’s why there’s the calm cello part at the beginning before everything gets all violent-sounding. It’s THEMATIC.

THAT’S WHY THIS CHRISTMAS SONG GOES SO FUCKING HARD.

tarajenkins:

royed-is-dead:

That if you aren’t using these ships to cope, they aren’t okay.
(I’m willing to explain why they are wrong)

Friendly reminder that it is not your business, or any anti spammer’s business, what a shipper’s personal history is.

Friendly reminder that you are giving survivors an ultimatum here: “Out yourself, or I will abuse you.”

Friendly reminder that is the exact opposite of “protecting them”, unless you mean “I only protect people who agree with my view on a fictional ship”.

Friendly reminder that you are just spamming these tags looking to harass.

Friendly reminder that behavior like that is abuse.

Friendly reminder that is against Tumblr’s ToS.

And for the tag I specifically caught your bullshit in:

Friendly reminder that Pearl’s sexuality is unconfirmed past “not straight”.

Friendly reminder that other sexualities can be in love with Rose.

Friendly reminder anti spammers in the past couldn’t argue their way out of a paper sack on this same topic, and neither can you.

Friendly reminder you are telling a bi/pan shipper you do not “permit me” to headcanon a character I enjoy like myself because apparently bi/pan is too icky.

Friendly reminder that is biphobia.

And last, but not least:

Friendly reminder to pull your head out of your ass and do something productive instead of abusing real people over fictional ships.