ally-mod:
“ connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:
“ talkliterarysymbolismtome:
“ #woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s...

nartothelar:

“Surely, he couldn’t top that joke.”

This comic was inspired by this wonderful fanfic and this is my first undertale fanart! Hope you like it and enjoy!~

I bet they’re like “totally worth it”

thatsthat24:

portmanteaurian:

after jefferson was elected, hamilton moved upstate and decided he wanted to start a vegetable garden. having no idea how to go about tending plants, he wrote to a friend of his, agriculture expert richard peters. this letter began

“in this new situation, for which I am as little fitted as Jefferson [is] to guide the helm of the U. States, i come to you as an adept in rural science for instruction”

The historical shade

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

Open RP

buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

*Buff Shaggy stared down at his wimpy, lean body and screamed*

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“LIKE, WHO STOLE MY MUSCLES??”

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NO MAN IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO RIVAL THE MUSCLES OF JOHN CENA.

I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PUNY PECS AND AWFUL ABS INTO MY BEING, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.

LEARN FROM THIS, SHAGSTERINO. NONE MAY CHALLENGE ME.

*Shaggy paused in pure shock for like, 4 days straight*

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“J-JOHN CENA….”

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I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!!! I WILL TAKE MY LUSCIOUS, BURLY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!”

*Shaggy DIVES at John Cena with all his might*

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Originally posted by prussexual

NOOOOOO!

I WAS WRONG!

THE POWER WAS INSIDE HIM ALL ALOOOOOOOOONG!

*John Cena bursts into a million tiny WWE Title Belts*

*Shaggy felt intense power surge through every part of his scrawny, weak body*

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“L-LIKE, WHAT’S HAPPENING??”

*Millions of sparkles envelop Shaggy*

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“THIS POWER”

“IT FEELS SO….”

MUSCULARRRRRRRR”

*Buff Shaggy, now his regular super unnaturally muscular self, stared at the limp pile of WWE Title Belts*

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“JOHN CENA… YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT YOU WERE FOOLISH TO TRY AND STOP ME…”

adurot:

nightguardmod:

2mahnas:

nightguardmod:

laughingsquid:

Alice Returns to Wonderland to Save the Mad Hatter From Time in the First Look at ‘Alice Through the Looking Glass’

I’m on mobile. Someone reblog this with a “no, God no!”, “do not want” or similar gif.

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Originally posted by the-reactiongifs

Will this do?

Perfect. Bonus points for Disney gif.

What? Why? I don’t recall the first one being that bad…

the first one was terrible. Too much politics and rules for a story that’s supposed to be about craziness and nonsense.

zharzi:

why are you the way you are

because half the underground are dog monsters.

neoduskcomics:

Fandumb #98: Walker Assault

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited