ally-mod:

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

talkliterarysymbolismtome:

#woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive actually #I am really proud #I feel my manliness being pierced with a spear of emotion #and he looks great with the early morning sun behind him #I mean what #what is this #something in me is stirring #i don’t #this doesn’t #I can’t be thinking this #why am I thinking this #hang on #am i #gAY

That awesome moment when Disney technically made a bisexual character. 

No. No they didn’t.

If anything he would be demi. But he was just impressed that his troops were showing progress.

nartothelar:

“Surely, he couldn’t top that joke.”

This comic was inspired by this wonderful fanfic and this is my first undertale fanart! Hope you like it and enjoy!~

I bet they’re like “totally worth it”

thatsthat24:

portmanteaurian:

after jefferson was elected, hamilton moved upstate and decided he wanted to start a vegetable garden. having no idea how to go about tending plants, he wrote to a friend of his, agriculture expert richard peters. this letter began

“in this new situation, for which I am as little fitted as Jefferson [is] to guide the helm of the U. States, i come to you as an adept in rural science for instruction”

The historical shade

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

however when my pizza arrived i got this

no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

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buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

*Buff Shaggy stared down at his wimpy, lean body and screamed*

“LIKE, WHO STOLE MY MUSCLES??”

NO MAN IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO RIVAL THE MUSCLES OF JOHN CENA.

I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PUNY PECS AND AWFUL ABS INTO MY BEING, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.

LEARN FROM THIS, SHAGSTERINO. NONE MAY CHALLENGE ME.

*Shaggy paused in pure shock for like, 4 days straight*

“J-JOHN CENA….”

“I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!!! I WILL TAKE MY LUSCIOUS, BURLY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!”

*Shaggy DIVES at John Cena with all his might*

Originally posted by prussexual

NOOOOOO!

I WAS WRONG!

THE POWER WAS INSIDE HIM ALL ALOOOOOOOOONG!

*John Cena bursts into a million tiny WWE Title Belts*

*Shaggy felt intense power surge through every part of his scrawny, weak body*

“L-LIKE, WHAT’S HAPPENING??”

*Millions of sparkles envelop Shaggy*

“THIS POWER”

“IT FEELS SO….”

“MUSCULARRRRRRRR”

*Buff Shaggy, now his regular super unnaturally muscular self, stared at the limp pile of WWE Title Belts*

“JOHN CENA… YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT YOU WERE FOOLISH TO TRY AND STOP ME…”

adurot:

nightguardmod:

2mahnas:

nightguardmod:

laughingsquid:

Alice Returns to Wonderland to Save the Mad Hatter From Time in the First Look at ‘Alice Through the Looking Glass’

I’m on mobile. Someone reblog this with a “no, God no!”, “do not want” or similar gif.

Originally posted by the-reactiongifs

Will this do?

Perfect. Bonus points for Disney gif.

What? Why? I don’t recall the first one being that bad…

the first one was terrible. Too much politics and rules for a story that’s supposed to be about craziness and nonsense.

zharzi:

why are you the way you are

because half the underground are dog monsters.

neoduskcomics:

Fandumb #98: Walker Assault

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited