In short, I have made an authentic Undertale font, and I am releasing it for free. This is more accurate than 8-bit Operator, and contains two variants to replicate both the dialogue and the menu.
if you’re rude to food service workers on a holiday you’re a worthless piece of shit case closed 100 years in the dungeon no trial
leaving onions on my burger is rude .
this just in: tumblr user thefancylifee seems to think onions on a burger are more important than the treatment of a human being. also seems to have forgotten that most human beings have the ability to peel onions off a burger themselves
Also being rude to retail workers is not acceptable. We have a hard enough time with how busy it is and we have many other rude customers to deal with.
the most confusing thing that happens to me at work is customers…gendering drinks?? a woman ordered a java chip frappuccino for her husband and was like “haha its a girly drink for a guy right” and then that same day some guy ordered a drink with extra caramel and whipped cream and was like “oh i guess its obvious this is for my wife and not me lol” LIKE??? ITS A DRINK???? WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING!!!!!!
human au mettaton. ftm trans. completely non dysphoric. loves his body, loves his curves, but if you call him a girl he’ll stick his hot pink high heeled boot up ur ass
beautiful thank you i live for this and i’ve seen some people call MTT MTF trans and i’m like HWHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA.
Attack on Titan: Near immortal huge Ken dolls appear and begin eating humans. Humanity rather then developing more powerful firearms decide to fight them with an elaborate wire system that lets them swing around like Spider Man. People REALLY like using it’s Japanese name.
Bleach: Literally every single mystical and otherworldly creature had a giant orgy in the past. It’s product is the main hero Ichigo. Every single story line is absolutely ridiculous
Digimon: Little kids fall in the Tron universe and bond with digital monsters who fight other digital monsters….for some reason. Something about evil….
Evangelion: A remake of the Bible where humanity fights angels with giant robots
Full Metal Alchemist: Two kids decide to mess with the primordial fores of the universe to resurrect their mother…things don’t go well
Hellsing: Dracula plays an all powerful Mary Sue and just goes around killing hidden nazis in service of the government.
One Piece: Pirates with superpowers in a world that is 90% ocean . The main character is a complete idiot (albeit a very lovable one)who somehow manages to constantly bring down entire governments and defeat godlike opponents
One Punch Man: What happens if Superman didn’t give a fuck and had an R rating
Pokemon: A world where people capture incredibly intelligent animals and use them in what is essentially dog fights But the animals like beating the shit out of each other to make their human masters happy so it’s ok
Yu-Gi-Oh
: A very popular card game turns out to have mystical elements dating back from ancient Egypt. The main hero rather then using strategy and skills to defeat his opponents relies on what is known as Heart of the Cards aka using magic to manipulate the odds and force reality to give him the cards he needs. Everybody is ridiculously over dramatic
do you want to see a movie where you have no idea what is going on for the first forty-five minutes? jupiter ascending is the film for you! other highlights include:
a ten minute long spaceship fight with no context or purpose, which destroys a city. “no one will remember” channing tatum growls as they leave the city, as if youtube does not exist
“here’s a latke for you, bitch”
someone using a menstrual pad as a bandage by slapping the sticky part onto the wound, leaving the actual blood-absorbing part just kind of…waving around
actors chewing the scenery so hard i’m surprised beautifully over-constructed bits of space metal aren’t just falling out of their mouths
a man trying to shoot thousands of bees in the middle of a cornfield
a gun that makes dog noises. it barks. the gun barks.
oedipus complexes so beautifully twisted and terrible that you will spend half the movie mouthing “oh my god” to yourself
related to that, the climactic line of the movie is “i’m not your damn mother,” so take that as you will
a breathtakingly gorgeous and complex universe used as a background for a romance between woman and a man. granted, the man is a wolf angel. but still.
I CREATE LIVES……………….
[whispers] and destroy them
no i’m sorry i have to keep going
“bees can sense royalty”
mila kunis having the powerful realization partway through that she is a furry, an epiphany that changes her life
“i love dogs” she whispers, eyes wide
SPACE BUREAUCRACY. A MONTAGE THAT IS JUST SPACE BUREAUCRACY. THEY FILL OUT SPACE FORMS. IN SPACE.
“bees can sense royalty”
channing tatum, shirtless in the void of space
a room FILLED WITH CANDLES
soylent green nectar…….is…………….peeeeoplllle
“bees can sense royalty”
sean bean’s apparent daughter, who shows up onscreen for a minute and a half, leaves to get supplies for dinner, and never comes back
yeah sean bean is in this too i didn’t believe it either
“bees can sense royalty”
a space wedding. it’s just like an earth wedding. BUT IN SPACE
mila kunis’ character’s name is jupiter
yes i am dead serious about this
she spends most of the movie falling
they really should have called it “jupiter descending” because that’s all she does
“bees can sense royalty”
All that repetition of how bees can sense royalty, and you leave out the fact that the bees were an alarm system set up by Sean Bean, who is part bee.
Me Texting: sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you
Me Talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence
me: why do i mysteriously feel like crap and keep wasting time doing nothing?
brain: you have depression
me: no that cant be it, it has to be something i did
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
