badly-drawn-crusaders:
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heteronom:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose


solace-itor:

ben-c:

ben-c:

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

chitoge2g:

nyapping:

god imagine if the messaging system was just an MMO style chat box in the bottom left corner of tumblr and every single user could talk in it at once and you had to use /whisper to message your friends

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snugglebunchesofeyes:

theverge:

DETROIT IS A NEW PS4 GAME ABOUT ANDROIDS THAT WANT TO BE HUMAN

hOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS KARA FUCK ME SIDEWAY I NEED A PS4

I might actually get a ps4 now.

bedsafely:

i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore aaaaaaaaa

t-rnt-chg-dh–d:

If you fell for the Amazon scam, heres how to get rid of it!!!! Be sure to check your blog for any posts it may have made. Delete them.

bloodsbane:

Oops… Looks like Echo’s learned to mimic more than just words. Maybe Flowey will learn to be a little more careful about what he does and says…?

Probably not though.

More of this!

bloodsbane:

For anyone who was wondering about this picture, here’s something of an explanation:

This is a SUPER self-indulgent AU in which Flowey, during a post-pacifist timeline, decides to create another vessel so he can have someone with him in the underground. Using Alphys’ notes in her lab, he figures out how to turn an echo flower into a vessel he can bring to life with Determination. 

And Flowey names them Echo, because like his father, he is an unoriginal goober.

Keep reading

This is probably one of my favourite post pacifist interpretations now.

duke-mod:

browningtons:

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Hue hue hue!

That’s why you get dogmeat to stay when there are traps.