Silver Tongue

jennypizzas:

sallychanscraps:

how come lapis can drown children and break greg’s leg and peridot can kidnap people and systematically try to kill the crystal gems and they “didnt know the consequences of their actions” and can be redeemed, but when jasper beats ppl up and is equally as shit as they were shes the incarnate of evil and cannot be redeemed? oh right, bc shes not Cute and Smol uvu

jasper isnt smol and tiny so sorry uvu

Well for one thing, lapis no longer serves whichever diamond she was sent by while jasper still serves yellow diamond. Until jasper is placed in a situation where she denounces yellow diamond and homeworld, she can’t be redeemed. Just like peridot who, despite still helping the gems, still served yellow diamond and did bad things like contact yellow diamond to tell her of the situation. It wasn’t until she called her and clod that she was actually redeemed.

twloha:

thepersephonecabin:

shoutout to everyone making progress that no one recognized because you never let anyone see your darkest moments. i see you and i am so, so proud of every little step you’re making in the right direction.

We see you too. You’ve got this.

steven is incredibly problematic, and here’s why

explorersofsky:

in the episode “love letters,” steven attempts to crack his knuckles before he signs for his package. however, as connie remarks, his hands are “so quiet,” to which steven replies, “my hands are polite.”

seems innocent, right?

but in the episode “mr. greg,” steven AUDIABLY cracks his knuckles before he plays the piano. 

which one is it, steven?

He’s been slowly getting tired of everyone’s shit and has taken his gloves off.

dameofspace:

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

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FINALLY. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU TWO ALL. DAY.

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NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU…..

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……I’d like to buy some chocolate.

hibrid56:
“ sick move
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hibrid56:

sick move

lewsey:

anas secret alternate mobility, 5 seconds trying to play her i wondered how this grandma got up on that platform in her gameplay video  

mx-bones:

doodles

phantomrose96:

The Crystal Gems: We’ve been at this for 6 months…. Boat trips… Dives…. Scouring, scanning, combing the very depths of the ocean, and yet we have not found so much as a single trace of Malachite. The ocean is unfathomably vast. The chances of ever finding an individual Gem down there are truly infinitesimally slim…

Lapis: I caught a fish her name is Jasper and I fucking hate her.

In all fairness, jasper was also looking for lapis and flawed her for who knows how long now that she was free to move freely and not trapped at the bottom.