not liking puns is an invite to be peppered with the shittiest ones.
Well, someone’s gonna get salty.
shhh you might want to be careful before the cops pepper you
You guys have to much thyme on your hands
Tread GINGER-ly here. You might not find ANISE audience for the puns. You might CUMIN to some real trouble. Last thing you need is for someone to get out the MACE.
idiot, that’s not the human transmutation circle. It’s just a standard complex transmutation circle. How will you ever be a state alchemist if you can’t tell the difference between the types of circles?
In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.
damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it
My mother is a die-hard conservative Republican. When I told her I had registered to vote, she rolled her eyes at me. When I asked why, she told me that “the worst thing for America is young, stupid liberals voting.” Liberals in the U.S. outnumber conservatives. The only reason Republicans win is because more of them vote. If you want us to win this upcoming election, get to the polls and vote, especially if you’re voting for Bernie Sanders in the primaries. Hillary has a lot more money and name recognition than Bernie does, so the primaries will be very important. Even if Bernie doesn’t win the primaries, Hillary being president will be a lot better than Donald Trump or Jeb Bush running this country further into the ground. Abstaining from voting in the general election because you don’t like Hillary will give the Republicans a victory on a silver platter and that is the worst thing that could happen right now.
Liberals in the U.S. outnumber conservatives. The only reason Republicans win is because more of them vote.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
