So I just read a thing that said dreams were your subconscious’s deepest desires. Idk what my deepest desires could be but here’s a list of my weirdest dreams:
rosexknight:
I was dressed as Sailor Moon running through a supermarket from Queen Barrel with a protector. I fell into a pit and there my BF at the time turned into a horseshoe crab and said he’d protect me. When the bad guys came he gave me a chance to escape. I found my protector again and said we couldn’t leave without my BF. Then, a shopping cart came around the corner and somehow I knew it was my BF. My protector threw me into the shopping cart and I woke up as all of us started running across the parking lot.
I was playing a game inside of some house where you had to take millennium items from YGH and put them in different spots of the house in order to seal them off from the bad guys. Except, then the house suddenly wasn’t a house at all it was a boat and I was working with Pirates to get some sort of treasure at the bottom of the seat. The treasure turned out to be a chest full of gold and razors, except they were golden at all they were plated. My pirate boat was apparently a houseboat and the pirate captain got really annoyed when I took one razor more than the other members of his crew. But then I figured out that the razors were in gold at all they were just goldplated and I woke up before the pirate captain could get mad.
I don’t know what either of these dreams say about my deepest desires but I’m basically convinced that horseshoe crabs are my spirit animals.
I once had a dream where I was kidnapped and forced to join a cult lead by him from ppg, jack noire frpm homestuck and Jack from Billy and Mandy (so I’m pretty sure hims real name was jack) and we had to break into SeaWorld to save a sasquach who ended up being an advanced alien.
ilost-shelovedyou-andshesgone:
Well how convenient is it
that I happen to know a certain someone
who not only loves helping people
but has recently gotten really good at going into other people’s minds?
Honestly this is what I was thinking was going to happen
thatpolyglotgirl:
notallwugs:
Two scientists walk into a bar:
“I’ll have an H2O.”
“I’ll have an H2O, too.”
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
Once again, this is why no one likes linguists
The first scientists plot to kill the second has failed.
thatgirlonstage:
trashcandisaster:
Pearl is at least 5700 years old, probably older.
How many percent is 14 out of 5700? The answer is 0.24%.
Rose has been gone for 0.24% of Pearls life.
How much is 0.24% out of 80, roughly the average human lifespan for american women? The answer is 0.192, or about 70 days.
In human terms, Pearl has lost Rose 70 days ago. That’s barely two months.
Please think about that before you call her “salty” or say that “She should get over it already”.
To put that in even MORE perspective, 0.24% out of 20, which is closer to the average age of people watching the show and on this website, is 0.048, or 17 days. The years Pearl has been without Rose is as small a chunk of her life as roughly half a month is to most of us.
Wait, then relatively how long did rose know greg when she decided she wanted to sacrifice her physical form to have a child? How long has pearl known greg altogether?
