silver-tongues-blog:

I am positively irate. Due to some misinformation provided to me by the financial aid counselor, I now owe the school $210

So it turns out the college was what glitched and now I’m trying to get my money back.

squeakyfoam:

fuck you I hate you

emaleigh42:

skidar:

hntrgurl13:

skidar:

rashkah:

zooophagous:

hashtagdion:

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

this is a pure post

memewhore:

madeupmonkeyshit:

???WHO SAID THAT????

Here you go…

I am positively irate. Due to some misinformation provided to me by the financial aid counselor, I now owe the school $210

sandandglass:

Natasha Leggero: Diamond Pussy

just-shower-thoughts:

Winter is really going to separate the Pokémon Masters from the Pokémon Trainers

Winter is better than summer. In winter you can wear layers to keep warm but in summer you can only remove so much

owlturdcomix:

Nobody wants it all.

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glibribs:

fact: these look 100% better inperson