Silver Tongue

andreii-tarkovsky:

i can’t believe ash ketchum got assassinated in the very first episode

They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

birchly:

Don’t mess with a bunny in love. Especially a hero cop bunny.

Didn’t know how to format this for tumblr at all… hopefully I learned a bit for next time :P

robotlyra:

alycs:

rylances:

ANA WAS A MISTAKE

ADVANCED TACTICS

NO ONE CAN STOP GRANDMA

whiskey-and-c41:
“ fem-me-fatale:
“ highkey-melanin:
“ thehijabstylist:
“ I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
”
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
”
Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s...

whiskey-and-c41:

fem-me-fatale:

highkey-melanin:

thehijabstylist:

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

Too bad she didn’t run in 2016. If she and Bernie ran together it would have been great

stevenuniversetrashbin:

Steven universe: teaching kids how to say no and take time yourself.

sigmatique:

sigmatique:

In all seriousness you don’t see me going around like “MY UNCLE DIED OF CANCER HOW DARE YOU MENTION/JOKE BOUT IT” now do you

Like seriously everyfin on this website puts people in a bad mood.
Also on a side note, I use the word “triggered” lightly be cause I actually know what’s it to be triggered, don’t worry I’ve had my fair share.

I encountered a similar situation when someone claimed ace people aren’t oppressed so I mentioned that ace people are sometimes subjected to “corrective rape” and linked some articles about instances of it happening and tagged it as tw: rape but the person claimed that was a “low blow” and shouldn’t be counted because the person claiming aces aren’t oppressed is supposedly a rape survivor and still claims ace people are apparently horrible people.

st0pping-every-minute:
“ Yup. Tell them
”

st0pping-every-minute:

Yup. Tell them

outofcontextdnd:

Druid: “what if we reanimate the necromancer?”

Sorcerer: “that’s how you get lich lords. do you want a lich lord?”

Then the sorcerer accidentally became a necromancer