himetrolls:

“If your character is asexual/aromantic what the hell do you rp about??”

heyitspj:

great post everyone. hit the showers

oh. OOOOHHHH

rocketpunchriot:

The things you can do with a college education!

The Something Awful Undertale LP forced my hand once talk of actually describing the Temy ARMOR came up. Bonuses include:

“Bring Undyne’s ridiculously huge sword, too,”

“or maybe one of Mettaton’s legs as a bludgeon.”

“You forgot to bring the Butterscotch Cinnamon pie. Gotta eat it and shove it in Asgore’s face.”

shinydiscopaul:

my prediction for most common use of the new messaging system: “hey get your ass on Skype”

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

well, yeah. Haven’ts you ever seen rocky horror?

only1600kids:

poor cena

brainbubblegum:

opossumprince:

Howdy! I’m Tumbley. Tumbley the tumblr!

You’ve got real messaging! Yup, messaging. Real, threaded, instant messaging. Message other Tumblrs and they’ll get messaging too!

…Hold on, what?

Are you…. asking me about replies to text posts?

Hey buddy, you missed the point of this update. Let’s try again, okay?

…Is this a joke? RUN. INTO. THE. friendliness updates

You know what’s going on here, don’t you?

What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…

adurot:

nephrited:

kevinsanorambles:

nephrited:

conspicuouslad:

piratedashmod:

I have to admit.  This chat function is more enjoyable than I thought.

I haven’t seen it on mobile yet

You can’t silence the notifications on mobile. At all.

It’s horrific.

Android doesn’t have a way to turn off notifications for an app entirely?

Android itself can silence the ENTIRE app, but that’s overkill, don’t you think?

I already silenced the app on my phone since it wouldn’t allow you to distinguish between messages or reblogs or likes, and I didn’t like it dinging at me every time someone liked a post.

I"m just blocking anyone who tries to instant message me. I still think that it’s bullshit that they got rid of the reply feature. I got emails when people replied to my posts so I knew what people said when I was at work. I don’t get emails when people reblog or when they reblog and add things to what I post so when I’m at work, I’m left in the dark about what people think. it’s still bullshit.

hoiplatapolloi:

gifsboom:

Perfect magnets

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

goosquetaire:

grawly:

My favorite thing about Tumblr glitches is that they’re never mundane enough to be forgotten about they ALWAYS hit everyone at once and they’re always weird shit like “the buttons stopped working,” or “the note counter disappeared for some fucking reason,” or