Silver Tongue
moveslikekeithrichards:
“ moveslikekeithrichards:
“ moveslikekeithrichards:
“ what in the shitting hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMNED SHIT NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO...

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

what in the shitting hell is a whalewolf. like at least a shark and an octopus both live in the ocean

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMNED SHIT NONE OF THESE ANIMALS GO TOGETHER

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A MERMANTULA 

wuffleton:

apparentlyeverything:

micdotcom:

Schumer then sticks it right to Congress without saying a word

gun lovers are having a collective stroke in the comments on this post

Holy shit, they’re so mad. This is some really high quality salt right here.

eneko-wweh:

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

I will always love this post

claidilady:
“ suicide-bird:
“ we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
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They took the idea of parents being proud of their child and wanting to have lots of memories of him growing up and tried to twist it into something bad.
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I’m screaming I saw this and...

claidilady:

suicide-bird:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

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They took the idea of parents being proud of their child and wanting to have lots of memories of him growing up and tried to twist it into something bad.

I’m screaming I saw this and my mind was immediately like LOSS.JPG

Can someone redraw this but replace the cells with disposable cameras because THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE AND PARENTS ALWAYS TAKE PHOTOS OF THEIR CHILDREN

sgt-spank:

Join team Instinct today for more Cheesy Boy!!! @mean-bean-machines

Totally legit Leaked Steven Universe screenshots

sege-h:

lastflunky:

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excuse me you forgot one

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eternalgirlscout:

takethebulletsoutyourson:

eternalgirlscout:

i think it’s really Cool how there are so many ways to express emphasis™ on tumblr and they’re all c o m p l e t e l y different it’s #wild

#E m p h a s i s™

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Originally posted by longdistancepyromania

Fated

mana-ramp-matoran:

985374:

officialpaizo:

raptorchick:

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“Fated”
Written by Jasmine Walls
Illustrated by Amy Phillips

(X)

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Someone finally did a comic for that D&D facebook post.

That was marvelous! Loved it.

prettyboyshyflizzy:
“schmaniel:
“ deehenn:
“ prettyboyshyflizzy:
“ Really puts life and missed opportunities into perspective. Don’t end up like yahoo take your opportunities as they come
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Missed opportunities like a bitch
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I don’t know which is...

prettyboyshyflizzy:

schmaniel:

deehenn:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Really puts life and missed opportunities into perspective. Don’t end up like yahoo take your opportunities as they come

Missed opportunities like a bitch

I don’t know which is dumber, Microsoft thinking Yahoo was worth $40B in 2008, or Yahoo thinking it was worth more than $40B in 2008.

They were offering 40 because Microsoft wanted yahoos infrastructure and resources to make their own search engine bing to compete with google.

And now yahoo bought tumblr and is salty when they find out its pretty much snake oil