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Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.
Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.
On Monday, the Supreme Court tendered its first abortion-related decision in more than 10 years — and came down firmly on the side of choice. In her concurrent opinion, Ruth Bader Ginsburg eviscerated the Texas abortion law and its blatant hypocrisy.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.