I haven’t misspelled ‘beautiful’ since watching Bruce Almighty
College Rebellion Story Time
I have a story to relay for you, Tumblr. About life, about perseverance, about sticking it to the man, and about super cool secret passageways.
In the late 70s/early 80s, Illinois State built a brand new dorm building where the rooms all had two closets, one on each side wall. But because they built the dorm on the cheap, the backs of the closets didn’t have real walls, only thin pieces of pressboard. That was all that was separated one dorm room from the next.
Once students figured this out, they cut big holes in the pressboard so that you could get to the adjoining dorm room by opening the closet door and scooting through the hole in the back wall.
They did this in room after room, until they had effectively built a huge secret passageway connecting every single dorm room on the floor.
The creation of this secret passageway led, almost immediately, to a culture of endless, enormous, authority-proof dorm parties. As soon as anybody knocked on the door or the party room, everybody could bail through the closets and be seven doors down the hall by the time the R.A. or campus security were let in. Or they would keep all the alcohol and what-not in one room, and have all the people in the next. So even when the R.A.s KNEW there was a ginormous party happening, they couldn’t do jack shit about it. It was total non-stop chaos.
Some of the bigger hooligans would commit all manner of mischief on campus, and then high-tail to this dorm building, knowing that once they were safely inside any room, there was no way the cops could ever find them.
Every summer, the school would replace the ripped out pressboard with sturdier and sturdier material. But students just got stronger saws, and kept rebuilding the secret passageways, year after year.
Eventually, only a few years after they built it, the school gave up and tore the whole building down.
top ancient steven universe theories:
- pearl was an aristocrat and/or got captured by the cgs and ended up being forced to join
- garnet had two gems because she absorbed the souls of her dead parents(???) (we didnt know how gems were made and giant woman hadnt come out yet ok)
- the entire gem species were warriors who went around defending planets and helping people (hell this wasnt even a theory we just assumed this to be true at one point)
- and of course, that iconic classic, onion is yellow diamond / her son bc he doesnt have ears you see,
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
I’ve seen a surge of biphobic people lately so I thing this is relevant right now. It doesn’t matter if your straight, gay or lesbian, biphobia is never warranted and of you’re biphobic, you are a horrible person.
Fat woman: *exists*
Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless
Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminismFat woman: *wants to fuck neither of them*
Man #2: what th e fucK I just said you weren’t completely worthless you should be fucking grateful I said I would fuck you bc I am extraordinary and a hero for saying it
