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puertohurraco:
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MYSTERY STORY TIME

221cbakerstreet:

latinkilledtheromans:

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

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And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

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As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

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Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

pembrokewkorgi:
“sweetwoodruff:
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Look guys, I’m glad you’re so open with your relationship, but can’t you not do that in public please?
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@kilalabunnies

pembrokewkorgi:

sweetwoodruff:

わわww

Look guys, I’m glad you’re so open with your relationship, but can’t you not do that in public please?

@kilalabunnies

sjiek-de-friemel:

cheycherry:

superjem94:

You better listen to your own words Sonic. 

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He’s obviously testing his limits with this whole “game jumping” thing

He’s gone turbo.

karnythia:

this-is-life-actually:

Don’t mess with a cosplayer. After her boss set up a new dress code banning ponytails and “cultural head wraps,” June J Rivas decided to protest by diping into her costume closet. There are so many more photos and awesome comment reactions.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

No cultural head wraps pretty much guarantees the EEOC will side with the employees. 

probablyfakeblonde:

Someone: WHAT TEAM!?

Candela: VALOR!!!

Blanche: Mystic.

Spark: WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!

amazingcacti:
“ this is the most accurate representation of the teams i’ve seen yet
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amazingcacti:

this is the most accurate representation of the teams i’ve seen yet

elfpen:

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steve i want an upgrade

@thewinterwulf