Silver Tongue

sometimes you forget speed racer parodies aren’t even very exaggerated because the actual show is like this

Snail farm!

There is a direct correlation between people who don’t like milk and people who are short

If I could get $241 from everyone in the US, I would be richer than Bill Gates.

Lasers were once the greatest scientific breakthrough in history,now we use them to play with cats.

if money can’t buy happiness why do I have to pay for my antidepressants?

Antidepressants don’t give happiness, it’s more like they give motivation and energy

Most people can eat the same breakfast, weeks in a row without a complaint. But the same dinner 2 days in a row? That’s not allowed.

Tiny Jade or strong Jade?
Choose one!