Silver Tongue
Use the phrase “My understanding was…” instead of “I assumed…”

diaryofakanemem:

lifepro-tips:

If you use the phrase “I assumed…”, you’ll be viewed as having hastily jumped to a conclusion based on insufficient evidence.

If you use the phrase “My understanding was…”, people will merely think you misunderstood something, and will be far kinder to you (and in instances where what you misunderstood was something they said, they will often apologize, or fault themselves for not being more explicit).

This is especially useful in a professional/workplace environment. Telling your supervisor you “assumed” something typically results in a reprimand; saying “My understanding was…” will instead be attributed to a miscommunication, or a lack of clarity in their original instructions.

I starting using this and it has avoided so many arguments 🙌🏾

t-block:
“ they chill together
”

t-block:

they chill together

everytime we touch

gaylmao:

upallnightmp3:

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

mysterymanbob:

being-elspeth:

notcrazyiswear:

laustraliedouzepoints:

bye-bye-little-sebastian:

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kingdomheartsddd:

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tinydickhaver:

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unicornfan:

akiraita:

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analienorsutin:

gunpowderandspark:

turtle-powered:

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thisisdefinitelyacreativename:

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gayantivan:

gunpowderandspark:

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

  • If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

  • It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

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the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

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that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

Eliminate tumblr.

pls kill tumblr

has no one mentioned the time when someone tried to defend mayonnaise as a gender?

The people that argued the inside of a red, meaty fruit should be tagged gore because vaguely looked like a bloody wound if you squinted at it.

You mean this post Slagar?

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That’s the one.

tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe 

Please keep adding to this

That post where that guy thought Spain wasn’t a country

Related: that post where someone claimed white people shouldn’t speak spanish because it was “cultural appropriation”

How about the recent “brexit correlation with mad cow disease” map that was literally just the same image in greyscale

I’m sorry but the Berenstain/Berenstein Bear thing still bothers me. I’m in my late twenties and it kinda questions the foundation of my memories. I just looked at the Wikipedia page and couldn’t handle it. It was like in the movie The Langoliers when they keeping finding things a little off/wrong. I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy/alternative dimension. Just it was Berenstein Bears in my childhood.

every ball in that sad little pool stood for a breathtakingly, immensley stupid post on tumblr dot com

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airgearcloudroad:

The Leader of team Instinct is the King of Games

I made the right choice of being team Instinct

mimmikyyu:

Surprise!

konkeydongcountry:

coldplays-twiglet-problem:

konkeydongcountry:

mylo-xylojo:

konkeydongcountry:

hotelmario:

Do this many people listen to coldplay?

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

OKAY SO ONE FUCK YOU BECAUSE COLDPLAY IS MY FAVORITE AND YES THERE IS A FANBASE I AM PART OF IT ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASS

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

Say that to the millions of people who are truly moved by their music, or the thousands of Tumblr blogs dedicated to them. Tell that to people who work for hours covering their songs, or people who work their asses off on fantastic fan art. Tell that to the people who have been saved by their music. People actually give a fuck about Coldplay, and it’s about time people realized that.

that’s real cool and all, but nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

ghastlytoraklawwwwws:
“ dirk doodle before spazzing out to go to school
”

ghastlytoraklawwwwws:

dirk doodle before spazzing out to go to school

shitpostafandom:

So, my brother was on the news because he organized a Pokemon Go Clean Up where literally hundreds, if not thousands of people are getting together to clean up parks and streets for community service and play Pokemon Go together

reaperneeshy:

You know how Amethyst got frustrated with how Peridot didn’t like herself as she is, because of what she CAN’T do and it lead to her yanking away the tablet? 

And a lot of ppl are angry at that?

I get why! But uh, hear me out.

You know who else has spent the whole show hating herself, because she is smaller and less experienced and less battle ready than her companions? who used other things to make herself feel better in ultimately unhealthy ways? And who cares about Peridot?

Amethyst

Amethyst flipped out at Peri because 1) that’s how Ame processes her feelings, she’s brash and loud and reacts to things without thinking it through when she’s frustrated and 2) she wishes someone had given her this kind of pep talk earlier and yanked her out of her bad habits

Amethyst is not an example of a neurotypical person fucking with a mentally ill person, she’s a mentally ill person trying to help her mentally ill friend. And let me tell you from experience, sometimes that shit gets fucked.

Ame was still wrong for trying to throw away Peri’s tablet but it wasn’t as malicious as I’ve seen a lot of people take it.