therealjacksepticeye:

commanding-officer:

Okay, but we went from this:

To this:

And I’m more and more laughing at those :D

It’s more fun this way haha

lunaticstar:

edgewatch76:

lunaticstar:

mrcanidan:

SHE’S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED TO SEE REAPER BEHIND HIS MASK
BLIZZARD PLS DON’T MAKE US WAIT ANY LONGER TO SEE IT OUTSELVES

hire me blizzard

S T O P

no

grumpsaesthetics:

which one was your first emo crush?

ufo-spooky:

trashythingsgohere:

I live in a very classy area

I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you won’t get in trouble, they will just make sure you don’t have a potentially deadly drug interaction. Be safe everybody.

hashtagdion:

warpstar:

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them

sketcheddy:

when

u 

draw

on

the

wrong

layer

mysticcoyote:

Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go

creamorsuga:

stop telling girls with thick thighs that they shouldn’t wear light wash jeans because they’re “unflattering.” stop telling short girls that they shouldn’t wear high-waisted jeans because they make them look shorter. stop telling girls with big thighs to stay away from baggy clothes and boyfriend jeans. stop telling petite girls they can’t wear capris. stop telling telling tall girls to avoid wearing heels so they won’t “intimidate” people. stop telling skinny girls to only wear tops that give them the illusion of having hips. stop telling girls with big boobs to avoid shirts and dresses without a waist. stop telling chubby girls to stay away from patterns and horizontal stripes. stop telling girls with cellulite to wear long shorts. stop telling short girls to wear heels and vertical stripes to make themselves look taller. stop telling pale girls they can’t wear warm colors and stop telling dark girls they can’t wear cool colors. stop telling girls to be ashamed of their body type.

keepyourhandsbusy:

hyena-butts:

everybodyilovedies:

thepioden:

roachpatrol:

joshnewberry:

people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

• its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol
  
• can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit
  

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs. 

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

listen

listen

have you ever met a swan

if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are

Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST

@kidwithheadphones

Overheard in the student lounge:

“Oh man, I can’t deal with birds ‘cause they’re dinosaurs and sometimes it’s like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.”

“Have you ever interacted with a goose? ‘Cause those things are dicks.”

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO ANYWHERE NEAR A GOOSE! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL KILL YOU!