Silver Tongue

ahintofawkward:

Damn team instinct chill tf out bro

Why do you think we’re so chill? If we sober up we would wreck your shit.

bloodsbane:

when things fall apart

stargazing-dragon:

catwithbenefits:

j4d3d-dr4gon:

as-warm-as-choco:

by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

How? 🐠🐱

You know how your cat always seems to stare off into space? Turns all they’ve been looking at Pokemon all this time. Only now has Niantic given us the technology to see them, too.

Spell Niantic wrong and it’s Nyantic…

Our cat overlords have given us this gift

Speaking of cats, the oldest domestic cat species is the Egyptian mew which was named after the sound it makes and also the inspiration for mew which is why mew had a special Egyptian card. So the Egyptian mew was the first Pokémon. The Egyptians were right all along

What do the foodstuffs think of Malcoms diet of only gravel?

butterscotchbird-deactivated201:

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“I bet his teeth are the darkest shade of grey…”

maxiesatanofficial:

fattyatomicmutant:

houyo:

fattyatomicmutant:

I just realized
Vore day falls on August the 8th.

That’s 8/8

That’s like.

Ate ate eat eat idk

Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but I’ve heard that it was actually started by Japanese artists and the way 8/8 is written in Japanese is a pun on the sound a growling stomach makes.

Meaning we have a wonderfully cross cultural shared pun going on and if that isn’t the coolest shit then you are simply wrong.

!!!!!!
That is the coolest!

why is there a vore day

Why would there not be one? Also, @scraps-is-busy take note of this date.

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

australiansanta:

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

date a motor home

Or a spaceship

Callie backstage after this splatfest

lewdbanana:

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The Callie fans are so salty.