blackdamvi6:

fly and royal guards

the-awesome-quotes:

Women’s Problems And Everyday Lives In Hilariously Honest Comics

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

Not gonna lie. It felt really good to be passive-aggressive to that customer.

Being passive aggressive to shitty customers is always the best. Just today I had to be like “ I’m sorry it took so long, it would have been faster had I had the right apartment number

I told her we could make an exception this one time and she was like “Well it may just be the last time.” And I literally just smiled and said. “That’s fine ma'am I’m sorry you feel that way can I have your receipt back real quick?”

My first job, I had four a year an a half and got fired for pointing out to a customer that he was not in fact the only customer that we had and that his food took a long time because I had to bring other people their food first. He told me to get off his property and so I was all “okay, you don’t need to be rude” and then he followed me to my car and yelled at me some more so I said “sir, you asked me to get off your property, so this is me getting off your property.” and left. I may have gotten fired but considering how good it felt, the fact that the managers still let me use them as a reference and the fact taht I now have a better paying job, I say it was worth it.

jaclynglenn:
“ #Texas #GravelRoad #Trucks πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (at Texas Motor Speedway)
”

jaclynglenn:

#Texas #GravelRoad #Trucks 🇺🇸 (at Texas Motor Speedway)

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rosexknight:

Not gonna lie. It felt really good to be passive-aggressive to that customer.

Being passive aggressive to shitty customers is always the best. Just today I had to be like “ I’m sorry it took so long, it would have been faster had I had the right apartment number

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s illegal to not vaccinate your animals for rabies, yet legal to refuse vaccines for your children even though they are more likely to spread disease than your average pet.

ketchuprocket:
“ all-the-other-humans:
“ Fucking physics
”
Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
”
You do realize that’s not that impressive. The table just needs to be a lighter than the buckets

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

You do realize that’s not that impressive. The table just needs to be a lighter than the buckets

skeletwerp:

Straight People aren’t straight sweetie :) They’re heterosexual heteroromantic sapioromantic panplatonic heteroaesthetic automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh

i-ran-over-oprah:
“ drugera:
“ “ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?” ”
haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders
”
I found this post way funnier than I should have

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

“ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?”

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

I found this post way funnier than I should have

awesome-picz:

Cats Who Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices.