Silver Tongue

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lousysharkbutt:

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*kylo ren voice* TRAITORRRRSSSSS

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Rey is gonna kick Kylo’s ass AND catch a Gyrados

sensitiveandopinionated:

tompocalypse-on-broadway:

So satisfying

omg…this just made me …excited

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

I think you mean pretty awesome.

moonlightthewolf:

I FELT LIKE A MONSTER. I let him go.

writers-hq:

mirandemia:

I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted. 

somebody write this into a fantasy novel

samtherandomperson:
“ scuzer:
“ scuzer:
“ HE STAND ” ”
@mx-bones HE STAND
”
This is when you should be scared

samtherandomperson:

scuzer:

scuzer:

HE STAND

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@mx-bones HE STAND

This is when you should be scared

Does that make them @markiplier?

Does that make them @markiplier?

rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”