tetratheripper:

I was feeling nostalgic 😌✨

Beta Kids Illustration - Homestuck (Andrew Hussie)

just-shower-thoughts:

At this point, the Grand Theft Auto games would be far more controversial if they let you play as a law enforcement officer

cyan-biologist:

reallymadscientist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

sorceringing:

the-vegan-muser:

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

cyan-biologist

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

I had to reblog this, what’s better than a literal bone spider.

just-shower-thoughts:

Growing up, most of the crying is replaced by swearing words

sn0wbro:

vote now

just-shower-thoughts:

Its hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it is damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

krawdad:

kirstenlouisemcduffie:

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

“…you’re hired.”

twixie-answers-mod:

comforthawk:

coyohti:

Well this is horrifying.

rosexknight:

fangsartworkshop:

artf0rlife:

This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!

@rosexknight

That is ADORABLE!!

tastefullyoffensive:

Pro tip. (via Charlton Police Department)