bemusedlybespectacled:

wyomingsmustache:

100-manslayer:

trained-chimpanzee:

I actually didnt know that

The answer is apparently “because we’re actually able to eat it”

Fun fact: white people (specifically Northern European white people) have a genetic mutation that allows them to digest lactose even after weaning, which is abnormal for all mammals and also most humans. It’s theorized that because Northern Europe doesn’t get a lot of sun, an alternative source of vitamin D (like milk) would be a useful trait. It’s a very recent mutation that would only have happened after humans started domesticating animals like cows and goats.

ancestor:

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

How the fck do you recognize that

It’s more likely than you think

heterophobiac:

shuttersmiley:

magnolia-noire:

emotionlessmotions:

Because this is cute

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

Person who never does thing: boy, I wish I could do thing

smollestfox:

smollestfox:

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons!
me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients!
me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

nosdrinker:

nosdrinker:

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

when did I post this

Do the notes remind you that the past is real?

elliebeanz:

when ur sitting in a room full of ur friends and ur all silently doin ur own things on ur phones n laptops and u think about how a baby boomer comic strip maker would be going bananas about it 

The best part is that you all are on tumblr reblogging funny me mess from each other and sending each other cool stuff. It brings you closer as friends.

lazyrainbow562:

Don’t give Clem a love interest in season 3
Don’t kill Clem in season 3

Give clem 2 potential love interests, a boy and a girl but also have the option to reject them both

orthostatichypotensionandme:

thrakaboom:

When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”

This. Is. So. Accurate.