Ever since everyone hit Level 5 in “pokemon go”, my feed has been like…. LMFAO
reaper: by the way youre one to lecture people about aesthetic choices
widowmaker: oh, okay mr screws my creepy mask to my face because of a Look, do go on.
reaper: youve literally got spider:nightmare tattooed on your skin. and a bigass black widow in your back. and fucking, spider goggles???? the grappling hook that makes you look like low budget tobey maguire spiderman??
widowmaker: i am andrew garfield spiderman AT WORST you son of a bitch!!!
reaper: OH MAN I WONDER WHAT YOUR CALLSIGN WOULD BE, OH WHAT A SURPRISE ITS WIDOWMAKER. what, were you just like ILL MAKE WIDOWS OUT OF EVERYONE. ill kill your husband!!! ill kill her husband!!! hell, ill kill MY OWN--
widowmaker:
reaper: oh my god. fuck.
widowmaker: no no. say it.
reaper: listen, i--
widowmaker: i want you to look me in all eight of my eyes and say that to my face you shadow the hedgehog motherfucker.
“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I feel like this needs to be Seussified.
I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.
I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.
I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.
Perfection.
I love it
im sorry to ask, but i was wondering if you may show us how to draw abs please?
I STILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO DRAW OK looking abs HHahA SOBS AND LIES DOWN but yeah!! GO LOOK AND Some real life abs i promise you it’ll be ten times more helpful than my crude doodles!!
PLS TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF ASALT AND Hope this helps u out a little!!
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater | PlayStation 2 (2004) / Pachislot (2016)
Pls no. I don’t want to see this… It hurts too much;_;
Fuck WHY IS this just for a slot machine????
Since you asked: it’s because Konami hates Kojima and wanted to give him the biggest middle finger they possibly could, by reducing the series he made into a pachinko.
Konami doesn’t give a single fuck about their history and legacy of their games, or their workers, or the thoughts and concerns of their customers. All they care about is turning the biggest and quickest profit they possibly can. They’re frugal about spending ANY money on literally anything, and if any worker doesn’t march in lockstep with their ideas, they get shit on until they leave.
This happened not just with Kojima, but also with Koji Igarashi. It’s why Silent Hills was cancelled and P.T. was removed from every possible form of circulation. It’s why a huge chunk of MGSV was completely removed and MGS Online has microtransactions.
Basically Konami found out that mobile games with microtransactions were incredibly cheap and profitable, and wanted to push that business model throughout all of their games and damn the consequences. The consequences: their brightest minds were exiled from their company, their greed and bitterness was exposed to the world, and the only console game they will EVER make again is FIFA.
Basically their pachinko versions of their most memorable games was nothing more than a temper tantrum, giving Igarashi and Kojima the finger and saying “GO AHEAD AND LEAVE, WE STILL OWN THIS SHIT.”
This video is a pretty detailed description of how Konami treats its employees, just in case looking at these images and realizing they’re trapped behind a tacky gambling machine just doesn’t make you hate Konami enough.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
