*Chilled crouching in front of Ze, holding some device up to him*
Ze: "That's a dildo."
Chilled: "No it's a gay-dar and it's going off the charts."
Ze: "No no no no... get that away from me."

zeroyalcnaos:

gay-dar: a tool used to measure your ‘gayness’

bonus

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a-spoopy-mod:

So today I learned that while I am perfectly fine with cleaning blood off of walls and the floor, I’m not okay with being someone’s finger bleeding profusely

Now that I’m home, I can elaborate. My manager sliced the tip of his finger off when slicing some turkey and blood was all over the walls and floors and we had to throw away quite a bit of inventory and seeing it almost made me faint but I was the first to start cleaning up the mess.

animechick725:
“ Anyone who knows my blog should know what I’m hoping for
”

animechick725:

Anyone who knows my blog should know what I’m hoping for

Do you want okay quality art for shitty quality prices? I’m always open for commission! Prices negotiable!

hiddleshasherheart:
“ ledamemangociana:
“ believebeluga:
“ cetaceandreams:
“ Levitate
”
Wingardium leviorca
”
you diDN’T
”
Its not levi-OR-ca its levior-CA
”

hiddleshasherheart:

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

Its not levi-OR-ca its levior-CA

I’m assuming it’s from Steven universe fan who refuses to admit there are serious problems within the fandom

I’m assuming it’s from Steven universe fan who refuses to admit there are serious problems within the fandom

i hope you step on a thousand pointy lego blocks
Anonymous

Wow, that’s uncalled for

So today I learned that while I am perfectly fine with cleaning blood off of walls and the floor, I’m not okay with being someone’s finger bleeding profusely

doctor-oho:

lumos5001:

circular-time:

doctor-oho:

apollostowel:

corrinelovett:

My edit

What in the holy hell is going on? I like it.

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you guys forgot the War Doctor

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Fixed.