gearholder:

safepotato:

datamother:

help out your neighbours and friends. make your house look pretty. be kind

Alternatively, push people you don’t like into holes and mail them garbage

Hit them with nets until they move out of your town because they’re ugly

servbot42:

Apparently the winner of Pokken at EVO plays as Braxien and said he wanted to win so people would draw more Braxien hentai.

skunkandburningtires:

The Lost Characters of ‘Zootopia’

The Gerbil Jerks…were fun, but didn’t play into the revamped story of Zootopia. They now star in an extra about deleted characters on the Zootopia Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD or Blu-ray 3D + Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD.

Mayor Swinton…never saw screen time in Zootopia, where she was replaced by Mayor Lionheart. (Are ewe kidding me?!)

The Old Goat…didn’t make the cut. Nay, Old Goat. Nay.

Wooly…the ‘stealth sheep’ flipped the narrative by wearing wolf’s clothing.

The Razorbacks…kept the heat on sly fox Nick in earlier versions of the film. But when the focus changed to Judy Hopps, they had to go.

Text and pics via USA Today

revscarecrow:

skarrmory:

this is the stupidest thing ever but what about a vinesauce undertale au

geepm would be frisk because he’s the newest member

joel and rev as the skelebros

imakuni as alphys and jen as undyne

ky as mettaton

i still need help on toriel and asgore and the rest of them, and i know it would make sense for vin to be asgore, but i was considering making him asriel and flowey would be the vineshroom because that also makes sense

vinesauce characters (sponge, grand dad, etc) would also work just give me ideas here

I call sans

Would Vinny be gaster? Because he’s an expert with corruptions?

flavor-text-chara:

I feel like… I might understand Sans a little more… And Papyrus a lot less.

ryukodragon:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

Originally posted by fiercereadsya

wendycorduroy:

punlich:

dragonlionlove:

officiallust:

Obama is the Homestuck president
The entirety of HS took place within his 8-year term

holy shit

Thanks, Obama

chefpyro:

peridot plays pokemon go and gets assaulted by every dangerous object imaginable while looking at the screen

Steven uses his bubble and shield to save her and she doesn’t even notice.

mbulteau:

claradwor:

entropychronicles:

ibelieveintheoxfordcomma:

tonyacarloscarlton:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

enkiduofvideogames:

edvardgrieg-official:

neurophonic:

weloveshortvideos:

x

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

“What instrument do you play”

“Approximately 300 pingpong balls”

Someone would have had to pick up all those balls. Absolutely irresponsible.

I need to Perform this

This is the problem with letting percussionists experiment. We used to come up with the WACKIEST ways to play our instruments and get in trouble. My favorite as taking a bow to a vibraphone key. It didn’t always work. It tore up the bow. It was amazing. 

cleanup would really just take a shopvac and a couple extension cords

@mbulteau

That’s no ping-pong, that’s ping-BOOM.

Why does this sound like the great Bay temple