Silver Tongue
asadashino-sao:
“ Pokemon go teams in a nutshell
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asadashino-sao:

Pokemon go teams in a nutshell

swimmingferret:
“ Now this is my kind of salt
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swimmingferret:

Now this is my kind of salt

classicsock:

*is about to die*
*grim reaper is here to take my soul*
hey man i really liked your role in the grim adventures of billy and mandy

fruitcrocs:

charleypollard:

wirehead-wannabe:

mugasofer:

lizardywizard:

But now I’m wondering how all these facial recognition algorithms we’re coming up with now are going to take to the Bright New Transhumanist Future

Like, okay, we know Google can recognise dogs. But what about stranger things? Is anyone training these things on lizards?

Imagine basilisks specifically designed to crash these algorithms: abstract-blocks-of-black-and-white-for-heads that, like the QR codes of old, carry a hidden message in their patterning, only it’s a payload, a virus that shreds the system of anyone who tries to capture it on camera, the natural evolution of anti-face-detection camouflage. Imagine things that don’t even have faces, that don’t have an equivalent and easily-cataloguable part; people who deliberately wear mass-produced, identical android bodies, the Guy Fawkes masks of the future.

It’s a thing! Turns out, people would rather not look stupid than not be caught by facial recognition.

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Somehow they look exactly like you would expect cyperpunk protagonists trying to avoid detection by facial recognition software to look.

hillarious dystopian future fashion finally makes sense.
or, all scene kids will survive 

what the fuck does this mean

Freak flag

clientsfromhell:

A client calls our studio, asking us to replace the flags outside his company building.

Client: I want to have two flags on every flagpole.

Me: Okay… why would you do that? There is only really room to attach one flag.

Client: Sometimes the flags aren’t readable because the wind is blowing them in the wrong direction.

Me: Okay…

Client: So I want a second flag that points in the other direction so you can see my logo from all angles.

Me: Right, but - every flag turns with the wind. The two flags will catch the same wind direction.

The line goes quiet. I can HEAR him thinking on the other end.

Client: Ok, let’s go for one flag at each pole, but make sure people can see my logo from all angles.

trapcard:

I know this might be a wild concept but you can be critical of someone and still be a fan or support them. like pointing out harmful behaviours/actions of someone does not automatically mean you have to demonize them as a whole lol. 

kuroshinkix:

WARNING! DONT FREAK OUT!!

All i do is to make a Mimicyu fanart but with a different version from a facebook comment they request me! ;’)

Each of the doodles is takes 10 mins!

Three years into the water crisis

xh0nia:

noctis-nova:

you-cant-return-to-fruitprom:

noctis-nova:

bikonciousnessa:

blackmattersus:

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And nobody gives a sh*t

i only heard about this 2 months ago. its been 3 years????

Remember this started because Snyder switched Flint from a freshwater mountain lake to the polluted Flint River simply to allow his wife’s company to use the lake for bottling instead.
This is a manufactured crisis of corruption and capitalism.

Also remember that the pipes corroded because they refused to pay for the chemical used to make the water less acidic.

Remember that when the first E. coli outbreak from the water popped up, the city hall was given water coolers by the state, free of charge, all while denying that the water could be unsafe to drink.

Remember that, despite having a huge budget surplus and a “rainy day fund,” set aside that could easily cover the cost of relocating the residents by buying their houses/paying their debt, or could cover a large chunk of the cost of replacing the pipes, the state has decided to continue to only put in the minimal amount of effort.

Remember that flint is majority POC, majority impoverished, and is still being faced with crippling water bills from the Detroit water supply company, where they are often charged $50 a month just to use the service, on top of the cost of their water bill.

Remember that there will now be an entire generation of children who will now be damaged by lead poisoning and damage from the multitude of neurotoxins.

Remember that this is what privatized natural resources looks like. Remember that these people are being punished for having the audacity to dare to be poor in an economy that won’t let them be anything but.

At every level, this has not been a mistake.

The State and City are most upset that people know its happening and are resisting nation-wide.

But if we lose focus they lose even the small amount of aid they’ve managed to get.

This is how they do it. It’s a siege on the public empathy. Eventually we become numb to the problem and despair. Or something bigger happens.

Then its business as usual again.

Don’t forget Flint