Silver Tongue

glacecakes:

glacecakes:

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah?
Except I answered “I’m lesbian”

i did math on the ladder in metal gear solid 3 snake eater

captainkupo:

mmx4:

mmx4:

naked snake climbs 3 bars in a single second

the entire climb takes 1 minute and 47 seconds

this means he climbed a total of 321 bars

if naked snake is 6′5″ then that means he is roughly the height of 5 bars on the ladder 

with the knowledge that there are 321 bars, and each 5 bars are roughly 77 inches tall, we can say snake climbed 411.95 feet worth of ladder

that’s 2 ½ original godzillas

visual representation by /u/jessegammons:

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WHAT A THRILL

chefpyro:

shorthalt:

castleships:

do you ever think about how legendary pokemon might be their equivalent of cryptids in the pokemon world like ‘okay sure trainer you say you got a picture of a moltres but that just looks like you lit a rubber chicken on fire, that’s probably a hoax.’ ‘everyone knows that mewtwo is just a dude in a suit.’ ‘my grandmother’s aron got taken by deoxys my aunt got it on video’ 

*tumblr blogger in pokemon world voice* ho-oh is gay and also my dad

jirachi is real and sucked my dick behind a pokemart

I punched Groudon and everyone on the train applauded.

just-shower-thoughts:

To the poor, “handmade” is a necessity. To the wealthy, “handmade” is a luxury.

bente36:

Frisk + pick-up lines

…I had too much fun drawing this.

ask-wiggles:
“Apparently I’m Pizza Mom this con
@asknurseturner has made it so
”
Have you talked to any witches that live behind Arby’s lately?

ask-wiggles:

Apparently I’m Pizza Mom this con

@asknurseturner has made it so

Have you talked to any witches that live behind Arby’s lately?

legalmexican:

tangdynastie:

theunpopularblogger:

just-tea-thanks:

thot-about-dick:

drunktrophywife:

Miley Cyrus, lgbtqia+ icon

Yikes

Okay I’m fully sold, drag the bitch. Drag her under a bus.

Did this bitch just say that she roofies people

From the generation that watched you as Hannah Montana,

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Originally posted by teachingfeelslike

This y'all girl?

Can someone link the article?

Word of Caution for Parents and Adult Pokemon Go Players

mrsspooky:

prolifeproliberty:

My husband was grocery shopping today and witnessed this incident, and it made me concerned.

An adult man was walking around the store trying to catch Pokemon, and he saw a kid who was doing the same. As he had just caught a really good Pokemon in the parking lot, he asked the kid if he could show him where it was. The kid agreed, and followed this stranger out of the store.

The adult realized that he had essentially just lured a kid away from his parents in a public place, and immediately told the kid to go back inside to his parents.

This guy clearly had no bad intentions toward the kid, but how easily could someone have done the same thing intentionally in order to abduct or harm a child? After all, people have already used Pokemon Go to commit armed robbery.

So I want to warn both adult (over 18) Pokemon Go players and parents of children who play the game.

Parents: If possible, go with your children when they go out to play the game. If that isn’t possible, be sure to have a conversation with them about strangers, even strangers who are playing the same game. It might be appropriate to point out the real cases of crimes committed using Pokemon Go so the kid understands that the threat is real.

Adult Pokemon Go players: Remember that minors are still minors, even if you’re both playing the same game. Don’t ask minors to follow you or join you in hunting Pokemon. Don’t meet up with minors for Pokemon hunting without parental consent.

You may have no bad intentions, but that might not stop you from being accused of something you didn’t do or try to do. False accusations could ruin your life. Plus, you don’t want to encourage minors to trust adults just because they’re playing the same game, because the next adult might not have such good intentions.

Reblogging because holy shit

sketchshark:

I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup.