flavor-text-chara:

At this point I’ve summed it up to “freaky science accident”.

Why is it that I can’t understand anyone who I can actually talk to?

outofcontextdnd:

“I throw my kebab at the vampire.”
“It dies.”
“What?”
“Garlic.”

just-shower-thoughts:

I always thought it was ridiculous that in movies giant creatures like dragons or monsters don’t immediately kill the humans. Then I remembered how humans act around spiders and realized that those giant creatures are actually probably terrified of us.

thespectacularspider-girl:

psychotoxsick:

autisticnarset:

the-laissez-pharaoh:

Leo: Origins (2016)

i thought this was an obituary at first and had a small heart attack

I almost started crying why u gotta do this to me

Fuck, me too.  

Brb, just taking out the trash

furriesfortrump:

raccooninthegirlslockerroom:

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time 

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

gearholder:

leadhooves:

That cat has no pants on!

HOW SCANDALOUS!! What is it with cats and not wearing pants!? I swer to g! >:Y

scotchtapeofficial:

my friend and i took over a bunch of gyms for team instinct and then it started storming and my local pokemon go group chalked it up to our sudden domination ⚡️🌩⚡️

starvingfartist:

*My name is Toriel. I am the caretaker of the ruins.

Reupload. Sorry! Anyway I’m super happy with this face test. Lots of things need fixed but I learned a lot! ❤