At this point I’ve summed it up to “freaky science accident”.
Why is it that I can’t understand anyone who I can actually talk to?
I always thought it was ridiculous that in movies giant creatures like dragons or monsters don’t immediately kill the humans. Then I remembered how humans act around spiders and realized that those giant creatures are actually probably terrified of us.
Leo: Origins (2016)
i thought this was an obituary at first and had a small heart attack
I almost started crying why u gotta do this to me
Fuck, me too.
“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time
Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
That cat has no pants on!
HOW SCANDALOUS!! What is it with cats and not wearing pants!? I swer to g! >:Y
my friend and i took over a bunch of gyms for team instinct and then it started storming and my local pokemon go group chalked it up to our sudden domination ⚡️🌩⚡️
