Silver Tongue

exactly4spiders:

karcas0110:

gentlemangeek:

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

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pinchtheprincess:

joematar:

stuffed-bread:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Fun fact!! It’s cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like “I don’t know if you’re dying or falling asleep and I’m not willing to gamble” so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It’s one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

200,000 years of evolution and our bodies still freak out when we fall asleep? Where do I submit a complaint …

the-tin-dog:

mornington-the-crescent:

birdyyyyyy-deactivated20210721:

atopcat:

funnytwittertweets:

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Lord of the Rings:

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

“But where’s that light coming from” BITCH IT’S FANTASY WHO CARES

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Ok but also from a like, theatrical storytelling perspective, there’s a thing called “willful suspension of disbelief” which is basically the concept that in order to let ourselves be immersed and enjoy a story, we need to turn off our knowledge that it’s all fake anyway.

like yes, we all *know* it’s unrealistically bright for a night time war, but it needs to be so we can SEE the story being told, and the lighting designer used blue light to show it was night time. We KNOW that Sir Ian isn’t actually a wizard but we SUSPEND that DISBELIEF because we want to be entertained.

suppermariobroth:
“In the Japanese version of Super Mario 64, the mother penguin in Cool, Cool Mountain will become angry at Mario and chase him if he picks up the baby penguin after returning it. By talking to the mother penguin in this state in a...

suppermariobroth:

In the Japanese version of Super Mario 64, the mother penguin in Cool, Cool Mountain will become angry at Mario and chase him if he picks up the baby penguin after returning it. By talking to the mother penguin in this state in a specific spot, she will continue walking in a straight line further than normally possible. If she walks onto the ski lift platform, and Mario steps on the lift to activate it, she will fall down into the abyss as shown in the footage.

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oh how the turntables

mymagicgrandpa:
“Another page of chapter 9 is here!
Chapter Summary: Suzie is trying to help an abandoned muse get back together with its artist, but the artist has strong reasons for not wanting to draw any more. Torn between doing what’s right for...

mymagicgrandpa:

Another page of chapter 9 is here!

Chapter Summary: Suzie is trying to help an abandoned muse get back together with its artist, but the artist has strong reasons for not wanting to draw any more. Torn between doing what’s right for the ex artist or helping the muse, Suzie is going to need some advice in order to make the best decision.

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out!

Can’t post physical link or tumblr will hide these posts from searches.

jlegaspi178:
“histerinae:
“jlegaspi178:
“urbanfantasyinspiration:
“My God they actually look like dogs now
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Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!
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ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are...

jlegaspi178:

histerinae:

jlegaspi178:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

My God they actually look like dogs now

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:


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Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

tumakhunter:

maudit-innocent:

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Ngl this is kinda hilarious

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn’t called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means “star sailor.”

we make a lot of jokes here on tumblr dot com but at the end of the day i still fundamentally want monster parts that science can’t give me

imjustvibingyaknow:

I would be so sexy and powerful with wings and horns and the fact that I dont have those means that science has failed me

ducktracy:

gotta say, i think this is one of my favorite fights in a Popeye cartoon so far

this is better than any fight in naruto