clientsfromhell:

My husband and I have a small web design business and also do computer repair out of our home.  

One day a client brought back a computer we had sold him only a month earlier, saying it was over-heating and shutting down. 

My husband took the machine into the basement to check it out. Minutes later he came running wildly back up the stairs with the computer, threw open the back door, and ran outside.  He was screaming.

The machine was filled with thousands of cockroaches.

Apparently, the client lived in a cold apartment, and the relatively warm innards of his compute were a cozy home for bugs.

just-shower-thoughts:

As a Pink Floyd fan, nothing angers me quite as much as seeing a vegetarian eating pudding.

officialkeikoandgilly:

silver-tongues-blog:

scraps-is-busy:

Team Mystic tho

Gee, when you put it that way, kinda makes Team Mystic seem rather pathetic. I mean, this guy clearly went after the much more POWERFUL POKEMON FIRST! Articuno is the dweeb who sat on the sidelines, showing up at the last second. WHAT AN INSPIRATION! I TOTALLY WANT TO JOIN A TEAM THAT DOES NOTHING!

Wasn’t the whole point of the movie that the three birds were fighting each other and that caused an imbalance which almost destroyed the world? When the World falls into chaos I’m going to be blaming your two factions.

*clears throat* MYSTIC, BITCHES~!!!!

If you’re so smart then why aren’t you heading the prophecy

jwblogofrandomness:

infinitefern:

tentacleheadcold:

how the fuck can all these men be Old Man Jenkins?

“Old Man Jenkins” is a title inherited by the strongest old guy in Bikini Bottom

They all constantly battle to see who is worthy.

Maybe “Jenkins” is a last name and they are all related.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Looking up Pokemon Go news is fucking wild 

Sources in order: (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

expedition-pokemon-go:

Ya’ll. Can you imagine all three battling it out and the building just… flashes.

backdoorteenmom:

jennamaroney:

list of things she did:
1. that

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slab-o-meat:

me, halfway through my second drink: ohh….pokestop…..the opposite of poke…go….

glyndarling:

Pokemon Go does not “trick you into exercising.”  It simply gives an incentive and attainable reward for doing so that is more appealing than my anxiety is daunting.  I know exactly what it is doing and I am fucking grateful.