scraps-is-busy:

Team Mystic tho

Gee, when you put it that way, kinda makes Team Mystic seem rather pathetic. I mean, this guy clearly went after the much more POWERFUL POKEMON FIRST! Articuno is the dweeb who sat on the sidelines, showing up at the last second. WHAT AN INSPIRATION! I TOTALLY WANT TO JOIN A TEAM THAT DOES NOTHING!

Wasn’t the whole point of the movie that the three birds were fighting each other and that caused an imbalance which almost destroyed the world? When the World falls into chaos I’m going to be blaming your two factions.

pokemon-go-headline:

Found this on Facebook

scraps-is-busy:

EXCUSE YOU! Team Valor sets the sly ablaze! Whole towns shining red and overwhelming a puddle of blue! Valor ignites passion! Valor sets the mind running with inspiration! Our flames are mystical! We feed off the others like a raging inferno!

You are our prey!

Typical valor and mystic, always fighting. Take heed of the prophecy, you don’t want the world to end again. Besides, everyone knows instinct is the true top dog.

My Pokémon go experience so far

askmeaniebelle:

So I was outside playing Pokemon Go for a while, but had to stop because my phone suddenly told me temperature was too got and it was powering itself off. I didn’t even know it could do that…

My old phone had its antenna burn out

team-pyro-official:

i couldn’t stop thinking about @pochowek‘s post that talked about that one Gourmet Race remix from SSBB that sounded like dragon force

so here’s this

mbulteau:

awildchabi:

chromalogue:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

I officially claim “kill two chickens with one buried hatchet”

I like “Play second fiddle while Rome burns”, “Curiosity killed the goose that lays the golden egg”, and “Night owl in shining armour”.

Don’t choke on your chickens before they hatch

almostdefinitelydying:

flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:

flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:

dailydot:

How Pokémon Go is creating a barrier for gamers with disabilities

The augmented reality gaming app has taken the internet and world by storm, as people are desperate to catch and collect the characters, making friends and getting fit along the way. But not everyone can fully take part in the cultural phenomenon.

Hope Niantic listens and acknowledges this! The game isn’t even really out of beta yet, so much room for improvement.

I also hope this pop-up community comes forward and helps disabled people participate. All those impromptu pokemon catching parties, shouldn’t be a big deal to organise carpools to get mobility impaired folks out playing as well. Or help people with mental issues like anxiety feel safe going out to catch some. Just like, if you’re going on a group pokemon hunt and can handle helping someone get there and back too, shout it out in the event? 

I got faith in this. I see so many accounts of people having clean, positive gaming fun with Pokemon Go and I really believe most of us will want to share.

I’m gonna reblog again because I see people in the replies going ‘just play normal Pokemon’ or ‘the point of the game is walking so you can’t change that’

Guys

Think for a minute about the shit you’re saying

This is the ‘should videogames have easy settings’ debate all over again and as usual, disabled people get the short shitty end of the stick. Just stop and THINK about someone other than yourself for a second. 

If the game gets a setting that allows disabled people to play, and you, despite not needing it, use it to cheat and thus feel dissatisfied with the game, that’s YOUR problem. YOUR fault. YOUR responsibility.

Don’t you think it’s really fucking selfish to insist that a game should NOT cater to millions of physically disabled people who already have extremely limited accessibility to everything in life just because you might be tempted to use the special features to cheat?

Yes. This.

I am physically disabled. I cannot walk more than a few yards at very random intervals. I have the movement radius of an engineless car if I don’t have my motorised bike. I have a wheelchair for travel purposes.

I simply can’t play pokemon go like it’s “meant to”. I would very much like to try to play it eventually, because people seem to have so much fun with it. But as it is now it’s pretty much unavailable.. And snobby nerds gatekeeping doesn’t help either.