adurot:

jartitameteneis:

Es otro nivel.

wordsofdiana:

lokitvsource:

Just President Loki fighting Alligator Loki

Important

kittenchomp:

rednines:

yharnam

adurot:

dadpat–tactual:

vikinglumberjack:

localhierophant:

awed-frog:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

“The bird has not been questioned and is as far as we know not guilty of any charges.”

They censored a seagull in Sweden

Bird crimes…

Protecting the identity government agents

@angrylittleburd

fakegaugez-deactivated20220914:

hi xp i came from twitter

fishgirlautism:

barry-edit-this-out:

Why the hell would I want to move to Twitter, Connecticut Clark isn’t there

ALT

bo0zey:

bo0zey:

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr

faglaios:

faglaios:

faglaios:

faglaios:

faglaios:

rewatching fullmetal alchemist after you know that selim is pride is the funniest thing in the fucking world

He goes to SCHOOL. “he’s the top of his class and got the best grade on his assignment” yeah I bet he did. I bet this prideful bitch wouldn’t be able handle getting anything less than it.

They got kimblee out of jail because they were hard on hands that’s SO funny because pride is RIGHT THERE!!!!!! But they can’t use him bc you know why? He’s too busy doing his ENGLISH HOMEWORK

EXACTLY!!!!!!! Pride is ready at any moment to slaughter an entire family but first he has to eat his 4.99 chicken fingers that his mommy got him off the kids menu!!!!!!!!

Alright now no one tell anyone

samshine-and-lollipops:

Wait, it got better.

Is that the book with your cousin, throckmorton?